97214 pts ยท September 4, 2013
I may...or may not...be a duck. Screenshot this and get it to the front page and I'll ask you why the hell you bothered looking at my bio instead of imgur posts. gtfo.
Normally companies give a severance package based on tenure.
Doesn't make it any better but chance are his name was on a list that took weeks or possibly months for the decision to be finalized.
I actually laughed out loud. Thank you. And again after I read your name.
Right? My cats are def cats but they are so loving and sweet. They snuggle at night.
His brother legit started scratching the cardboard minutes after I did that. So at least some good came out of it....
I have two cats. One started scratching the carpet so I picked him up and ran his paws over his scratching cardboard I just bought 1/2
Why you little...
Say that about my mother one more time....
I mean....I'm not holding an underground cat fighting ring.
I hope they don't end up hating everyone:(
I know. I'm lucky af to have such loving cats. My only complaint is when they walk on my boobs...kinda uncomfortable.
Tbh they're both pussies
There's a pic link in the description
Here's my actual cat tax /a/4X71kXI
One of them is 100% attention hog. If the other is getting pets, he must also get pets. He also attempts to trip me with leg cuddles.
Adorable but also oh geez....
When they're not fighting to sleep on me, one sleeps beside my feet and the other sleeps beside my pillow.
They'll still creep up higher
That would make the most sense.
What's funny is the "loser" will go pout, the winner will check on him and then the loser will be like "ha! my chance!" And it begins again.
They're actually both super gentle. It can get uncomfortable when they're stepping on my boobs, though....
One is full sized and the other is close behind. They don't really fit well one beside the other. So one would have to be lower down.
100% for real....
Normally companies give a severance package based on tenure.
Doesn't make it any better but chance are his name was on a list that took weeks or possibly months for the decision to be finalized.
I actually laughed out loud. Thank you. And again after I read your name.
Right? My cats are def cats but they are so loving and sweet. They snuggle at night.
His brother legit started scratching the cardboard minutes after I did that. So at least some good came out of it....
I have two cats. One started scratching the carpet so I picked him up and ran his paws over his scratching cardboard I just bought 1/2
Why you little...
Say that about my mother one more time....
I mean....I'm not holding an underground cat fighting ring.
I hope they don't end up hating everyone:(
I know. I'm lucky af to have such loving cats. My only complaint is when they walk on my boobs...kinda uncomfortable.
Tbh they're both pussies
There's a pic link in the description
Here's my actual cat tax /a/4X71kXI
One of them is 100% attention hog. If the other is getting pets, he must also get pets. He also attempts to trip me with leg cuddles.
Adorable but also oh geez....
When they're not fighting to sleep on me, one sleeps beside my feet and the other sleeps beside my pillow.
They'll still creep up higher
That would make the most sense.
What's funny is the "loser" will go pout, the winner will check on him and then the loser will be like "ha! my chance!" And it begins again.
They're actually both super gentle. It can get uncomfortable when they're stepping on my boobs, though....
One is full sized and the other is close behind. They don't really fit well one beside the other. So one would have to be lower down.
100% for real....