Possiblyaduck

97214 pts ยท September 4, 2013


I may...or may not...be a duck. Screenshot this and get it to the front page and I'll ask you why the hell you bothered looking at my bio instead of imgur posts. gtfo.

Normally companies give a severance package based on tenure.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doesn't make it any better but chance are his name was on a list that took weeks or possibly months for the decision to be finalized.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I actually laughed out loud. Thank you. And again after I read your name.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Right? My cats are def cats but they are so loving and sweet. They snuggle at night.

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His brother legit started scratching the cardboard minutes after I did that. So at least some good came out of it....

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I have two cats. One started scratching the carpet so I picked him up and ran his paws over his scratching cardboard I just bought 1/2

7 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Why you little...

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Say that about my mother one more time....

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I mean....I'm not holding an underground cat fighting ring.

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I hope they don't end up hating everyone:(

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know. I'm lucky af to have such loving cats. My only complaint is when they walk on my boobs...kinda uncomfortable.

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Tbh they're both pussies

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There's a pic link in the description

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One of them is 100% attention hog. If the other is getting pets, he must also get pets. He also attempts to trip me with leg cuddles.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Adorable but also oh geez....

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When they're not fighting to sleep on me, one sleeps beside my feet and the other sleeps beside my pillow.

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They'll still creep up higher

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That would make the most sense.

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What's funny is the "loser" will go pout, the winner will check on him and then the loser will be like "ha! my chance!" And it begins again.

7 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 1

They're actually both super gentle. It can get uncomfortable when they're stepping on my boobs, though....

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One is full sized and the other is close behind. They don't really fit well one beside the other. So one would have to be lower down.

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100% for real....

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