May be a bit old, but it still cracks me up every time.
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MRW I have to get some sleep, but I also have to practice for my breakdancing competion
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Stupid dog, you make me look bad!
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MRW Darude Sandstorm comes on the radio
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Damn right I did !
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Bears sure have a way with words
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My very talented girlfriend painted this for me. Dr. Evil would be proud!
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Oh skrillex you rascal you!
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MRW I'm taking a dump while slightly constipated
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