I've been to prison once. I've been married, twice. I was once drafted by Lyndon Johnson and had to live in shit-ass Mexico for two and a half years for no reason. I've had my eye socket punched in, a kidney taken out and I got a bone-chip in my ankle that's never gonna heal. I've seen some pretty shitty situations in my life, but nothing has ever sucked more ass than this.
Oh he will be fine.
I hope so.
You rang?
“Spa!”
Get this: a professional cricket team poured lemonade in my gas tank.
Stop being poor
You seem like a swift guy.
I have this and I hate you! Upvoted and favorited. Thank you.
I am getting so hot... I’m gonna take my hair off.
Not as good as Spike. First skin he ever touched was a pigskin. Won the 8 year old PP&K when he was 5.
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Is Pepsi ok?
Thank god I wasn’t the only one. I was thinking I was lied to as a child haha
How about just $2.50
Well it’s about time I got suspicious
Is Pepsi ok?
Bacon and ator. Here’s a sentence. I ator a bacon.
Lol. I haven’t favorited anything in a while.
Maybe it’s me, and I honestly don’t care.. but by the way she’s dressed with family, what do you expect?
I was expecting a Hancock (lol) toss.