PornhubsFirstTree

147679 pts · May 20, 2011


I've been to prison once. I've been married, twice. I was once drafted by Lyndon Johnson and had to live in shit-ass Mexico for two and a half years for no reason. I've had my eye socket punched in, a kidney taken out and I got a bone-chip in my ankle that's never gonna heal. I've seen some pretty shitty situations in my life, but nothing has ever sucked more ass than this.

Oh he will be fine.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hope so.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You rang?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Spa!”

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Get this: a professional cricket team poured lemonade in my gas tank.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stop being poor

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You seem like a swift guy.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I have this and I hate you! Upvoted and favorited. Thank you.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I am getting so hot... I’m gonna take my hair off.

4 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Not as good as Spike. First skin he ever touched was a pigskin. Won the 8 year old PP&K when he was 5.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

/a/XyzAZSd

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is Pepsi ok?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank god I wasn’t the only one. I was thinking I was lied to as a child haha

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How about just $2.50

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well it’s about time I got suspicious

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is Pepsi ok?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Bacon and ator. Here’s a sentence. I ator a bacon.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol. I haven’t favorited anything in a while.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Maybe it’s me, and I honestly don’t care.. but by the way she’s dressed with family, what do you expect?

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

I was expecting a Hancock (lol) toss.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0