6111 pts · March 21, 2012
I just assume it’s a random compliment. Then again, I’m married so flirting is allowed to go over my head now.
I want to preface this by saying I’m okay. My wife is in the hospital after a hit-and-run and while we’re both fine financially, I’m taking a hit as I can’t work at least until she comes home. I’m in NYC and have other avenues of help so if you see this but others haven’t been answered, please prioritize them. I’m just overwhelmed and have been forgetting to eat or ignoring it to take care of her. I guess a pizza would work well since groceries would require me to be away long enough to cook.
Reminds me when my now wife and I moved from one apartment to another. Furniture was delivered and the door left open. I thought her cat escaped. Turned out there was a space on top of the cabinets where the stupid little bastard could fit but couldn’t climb back out. I had to stand on our counter and dangle a t-shirt over the cabinets so he would grab on and then hawk his dumbass out.
I frequently donate and while NY blood center isn’t always on top of it, they’ll send an email letting me know sometimes that my blood was used. I would donate anyway but it’s really nice to see.
Sounds legit.
I like the implication that these aren’t jazz hands but specifically “jazzy” hands.
Yes. You can be like me and have older brothers who think it was funny to tell me spaghetti becomes works in your stomach. I refused to eat spaghetti for a long time. Most other things though I would happily eat.
I’ve made that joke in my D&D games a number of times and no one ever gets it. 😞
We’ve actually succeeded in most of the major orders despite the bugs. There’s not a ton of coordination in the community so people will go to one planet that’s right next to one we need to be working on. Despite all this, we’re still making good headway.
You stopped reading halfway, didn’t you?
Untrue. I actually dislike the feeling of someone at my back like that. Which is fine. I don’t think my wife cares to be big spoon all that much.
This is random but I’m a massage therapist and I think there are only a few pole dancers that come to our studio. I’m somehow the therapist for what May be all three of them despite them not ever talking to each other about massage.
My wife, too. Makes her feel like she’s done with the day when she gets out of work and it’s dark. I like the extra hour of gaming I can do Saturday night without feeling bad that I’m up late.
My first thought exactly. Not exactly new but it looks like these people watched Upload and said “Yep! That’s a good idea!”
“And It’s my wife’s fault.”
The only thing I know about Roald Dahl is that I feel people misinterpreted him being anti-Semitic. What made him a piece of shit? Honest question.
I do not. I don’t even have man tits.
I don’t know if it was something about me or if this was always the case but I had so many drunk dudes raise a hand for high fives when I would walk past. I always obliged and they would lose their shit they were so happy.
Because (personal opinion) the original song doesn’t work well. Dracula matches the intensity of the dance much better.
As a guy who knows fuck all about mortars, what would be the result if he succeeded and no one noticed?
Thought that, too. I believe it’s actually her husband.
As one of my Asian friends likes to say “Asian don’t raisin”.
I’m a massage therapist and was still in school when I met the woman I ended up marrying. The first time we kissed was great and romantic. On the way to the train after, she asked if I was assessing her back as I held her. I was so wrapped up in the massage schoolwork at the time that I couldn’t help it. My hands just did the work.
🤞
Varying levels of success out there. My co-worker had several apps but she ended up meeting the guy who would be her fiancé on Facebook dating. I just got married to the woman I met on Tinder eight years ago. YMMV
Me, too!
Yep. It’s great they’re turning on each other but Wagner has a lot of potential to be even worse than Putin from what I understand.
I wondered why the other teammate let that final tackle happen instead of getting in the way.
Oh to be bisexual.
I just assume it’s a random compliment. Then again, I’m married so flirting is allowed to go over my head now.
I want to preface this by saying I’m okay. My wife is in the hospital after a hit-and-run and while we’re both fine financially, I’m taking a hit as I can’t work at least until she comes home. I’m in NYC and have other avenues of help so if you see this but others haven’t been answered, please prioritize them. I’m just overwhelmed and have been forgetting to eat or ignoring it to take care of her. I guess a pizza would work well since groceries would require me to be away long enough to cook.
Reminds me when my now wife and I moved from one apartment to another. Furniture was delivered and the door left open. I thought her cat escaped. Turned out there was a space on top of the cabinets where the stupid little bastard could fit but couldn’t climb back out. I had to stand on our counter and dangle a t-shirt over the cabinets so he would grab on and then hawk his dumbass out.
I frequently donate and while NY blood center isn’t always on top of it, they’ll send an email letting me know sometimes that my blood was used. I would donate anyway but it’s really nice to see.
Sounds legit.
I like the implication that these aren’t jazz hands but specifically “jazzy” hands.
Yes. You can be like me and have older brothers who think it was funny to tell me spaghetti becomes works in your stomach. I refused to eat spaghetti for a long time. Most other things though I would happily eat.
I’ve made that joke in my D&D games a number of times and no one ever gets it. 😞
We’ve actually succeeded in most of the major orders despite the bugs. There’s not a ton of coordination in the community so people will go to one planet that’s right next to one we need to be working on. Despite all this, we’re still making good headway.
You stopped reading halfway, didn’t you?
Untrue. I actually dislike the feeling of someone at my back like that. Which is fine. I don’t think my wife cares to be big spoon all that much.
This is random but I’m a massage therapist and I think there are only a few pole dancers that come to our studio. I’m somehow the therapist for what May be all three of them despite them not ever talking to each other about massage.
My wife, too. Makes her feel like she’s done with the day when she gets out of work and it’s dark. I like the extra hour of gaming I can do Saturday night without feeling bad that I’m up late.
My first thought exactly. Not exactly new but it looks like these people watched Upload and said “Yep! That’s a good idea!”
“And It’s my wife’s fault.”
The only thing I know about Roald Dahl is that I feel people misinterpreted him being anti-Semitic. What made him a piece of shit? Honest question.
I do not. I don’t even have man tits.
I don’t know if it was something about me or if this was always the case but I had so many drunk dudes raise a hand for high fives when I would walk past. I always obliged and they would lose their shit they were so happy.
Because (personal opinion) the original song doesn’t work well. Dracula matches the intensity of the dance much better.
As a guy who knows fuck all about mortars, what would be the result if he succeeded and no one noticed?
Thought that, too. I believe it’s actually her husband.
As one of my Asian friends likes to say “Asian don’t raisin”.
I’m a massage therapist and was still in school when I met the woman I ended up marrying. The first time we kissed was great and romantic. On the way to the train after, she asked if I was assessing her back as I held her. I was so wrapped up in the massage schoolwork at the time that I couldn’t help it. My hands just did the work.
🤞
Varying levels of success out there. My co-worker had several apps but she ended up meeting the guy who would be her fiancé on Facebook dating. I just got married to the woman I met on Tinder eight years ago. YMMV
Me, too!
Yep. It’s great they’re turning on each other but Wagner has a lot of potential to be even worse than Putin from what I understand.
I wondered why the other teammate let that final tackle happen instead of getting in the way.
Oh to be bisexual.