PoorChoices

9737 pts ยท March 19, 2013


I abuse the comma more than anyone should.

Oh, I'm not saying the FBI didn't try to have MLK kill himself, just this time some deranged person got to him first. It sucks all around.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ray was on the run for two years or so before they caught him. No conspiracy, no hitman, just a shitty person with a sad backgroud.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

MLK was killed by James Earl Ray. He had a shitty upbringing and had trouble throughout his life with the law.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I named him after a fictional cowboy. The company of said fictional cowboy has a legal team that would have a field day with that.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll do it in that baby voice that everyone uses towards pets. "Did you know that strangers on the internet love you? Yes they do!"

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can it wait? He's sleeping right now.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Closest thing would be the Parks and Rec coronavirus special

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Part of it is the "here's a bit of our culture", the other part is "Maryland rules, East Coast is Beast Coast, yeaaaaaaah!" Which feels apt.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh hey, it arrived. Neat. I'm your Secret Santa, and I probably forgot to put my name on the card. Glad you enjoyed the gifts!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, and that he's constantly banging other player's moms.

4 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

When do I start making the meth though?

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yes. That's actually the plot of the second half of this episode. Ben entered a calzone as a pie in a pie baking contest.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The man had to go grow a handlebar mustache and fight the undead and be the best character on that show for a couple seasons.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its not as long as you think. Season one and two have like 7 episodes each.Still mostly good though

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Recently binged it. Really strong first four seasons. Then they said "Hey, what if we ruin every single character in the last season?"

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

My usual shaving shape order goes Lemmy from Motorhead, Hulk Hogan, and Hitler. That's also my marry, fuck, kill order.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

DON'T.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1990s internet was black magic and witchcraft. The Gods demanded the computer harm itself so we could use AIM and play Yahoo! Pool.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks. Me count goods.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My kid has autism and has said four words. One word at a different time. I remember every time. It's a big deal.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

...so 10 years ago?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So after this, he interviews for a school security position and ends up whooping some kid's asses. Cobra Kai rules

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, it would have taken three guys to hold down a sick ostrich... allegedly.

4 years ago | Likes 183 Dislikes 0

Mandolins aren't really a "finger reducer" as much as a "finger shaver". Source: tips of some of my fingers aren't exactly "rounded" anymore

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have 9 good fingers due to a super sharp meat cleaver...but that knife was awesome though.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tastykakes are regional, East Coast only. This was a lesson I learned the hard way on a road trip.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Counterpoint: one qualifier needed. "As hard as you can".

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In this context, "purple man" meaning Thanos, or that dude from Jessica Jones?

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Never seen a flat cougar before, but first time for everything I guess.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0