Poopshtick

956 pts ยท May 15, 2014


MORTAL KOMBAT PLEASE AS A BROKE COLLEGE KID YOU WOULD MAKE MY LIFE

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Maybe u could flip it upside down?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I prefer the "as" system. Old as fuck. Ugly as shit. Tasty as hell.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thats why i bought clothes pins, no blinking for me tricky world!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

all the independent ones i dated have been so obsessed on being independent that they dont feel a need to put effort into the relationship

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tuned

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How do u drink it if there is dry ice in it? I dont know much about dry ice besides it being bad to touch.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Did i just watch that 5th penguin die

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If they were to take a tree and fly it to mars, plant it and take care of it would it grow.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait the simpsons series didnt end, did it?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yea she does ;)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does anyone know of a tattoo artist with this level skill around philly?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I may be mistaked but i thought trees die when stripped of all their bark at once like this?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I had a woman be mean to me as i was waiting on her about how her food was too much and everything was slow and proceed to ask for my number

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At first i thought they were pokeballs in his bag and that this was gonna be some awesome clip catching a water type.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Theres a porn for everything

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Oh and also.. Die motha fucka! Die motha fucka! die!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Next you'll be saying how a virus can take miniscule change out of transactions and that you'll never have to work again

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish i knew what he was saying. Instead ill imagine it is this. Please sir im a huge douchebag, may i have another whack

10 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

All in all what did it run you?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Im highly considering losing mine but shes a cheater so idk if you want her

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or man, never take anyone who treats you like your shit dont stink for granted

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Im confused does this mean rebound?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey hey hey! I get the meme on the front page is stupid but that fish is no ordinary fish! That fish is dori, finder of nemo!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Cant tell if maths is a typo or a direct quote. Hmm the things to ponder

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What zelda is this?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Comment

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ah i see. I always though he was regaining features and form as he grew back to power. Then he was powerful and i couldnt get where it was

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0