Poopoopeepeevagina

144167 pts ยท February 12, 2014


A tutor who tooted a flute Tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said the two to their tutor, "Is it harder to toot Or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

And her hair got caught in the mask seal.

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They call them fingers, but I've never seen them fing!?

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And they still won't float away into the stratosphere

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That's because LGBT is used as a Fox News buzz term

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Political politics? Is there any other type of politics?

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Moms are Master huggers, you will never escape.

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Coffee ice cream

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Could there be anything more appropriately named than the "Karen council"?

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He must be trans then

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Oh... so it's not as fun as it sounds

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I don't think trump is as calculating as Ultron

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What's your boggle?

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Three is just terrible twos with one year experience.

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Ya know, I'd watch that again.

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Space AT&T refers to a Space organization called "comstar" that controls relay structures called hyper pulse generators built throughout hundreds and hundreds of known start systems. They are important because they allow super fast communication between these star systems. Now if a star system upsets comstar. They can shut down the local HPG at will, thus isolating the system from the rest of colonized space.

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In all fairness a standard Wolverine can survive a lot of firepower for a 55 tone

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Double dip

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Bring on the end times

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Because as it turns out, Iranians have the means to fight back.

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What about the trash?

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Was that the same thing as crystal Pepsi?

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She has to. The Dow is under 50k

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I appreciate him because I am very much a thicky thicky dumb dumb

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That's a bold strategy, let's see if it pays off for him cotton

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I'm enjoying "monarch legacy of monsters" and his son Wyatt is a chip off the old block. I hope he does great things in his acting career. I mean, he already has. BUT MORE....

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The new episode of "last week tonight" is a good one on jd Vance

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Which

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I have to imagine that "sinners" was inspired from "from dusk till dawn". Witch was also great

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Then dust the wets

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Well, then he continued on to say that they were firing missiles dropping mines in the water and using drone boats. So to summarize it he said the Iran military is 100% destroyed except it's not...

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