I'm from Britland and I like music and whiskey. If any ladies want to hit me up, just call 0800-IMSO-LONELY5 Also, if this gets to the front page, I will do whatever the THIRD top comment says. Haha, I messed you up there didn't I, FUCKERS
I'm from Britland and I like music and whiskey. If any ladies want to hit me up, just call 0800-IMSO-LONELY5 Also, if this gets to the front page, I will do whatever the THIRD top comment says. Haha, I messed you up there didn't I, FUCKERS
I'm pretty sure he hates me
Put something else in that slot for more than just a drink.
heh, awww yeeeeeh
The title is smarter than my son will ever be.
Just about to say that.
I'm really upset about this whole thing.
Now THAT is how you compliment.
I want that to give my dick 3rd degree burns.
Pyramid scheme
Rodit plz
Who wants to bet everyone is gonna be putting swords in the comments
Maybe it's worth a try :)
Something I use to help me sleep is http://simplynoise.com/, it plays different sounds that blot everything else out, you can get an app too
#Scaled
I don't know what to do with this information. Imagine what their children would look like.
My reaction when people can't be bothered to think of a new title for a gif
*Solemn nod*
But a lot of porn feels fake.
Yeah well, if you don't have them you can't use them.
I don't want to be known as the nude guy. We had one of them, and look what happened.
Some things are best kept to yourself. This is my "project". but I suppose I could leak maybe one but you don't get a choice of which gender
Please elaborate.
Mostly, but there are some also prime female nips on show
Thank you friend.
Fuck you :(
It's in perfect condition apart from being dead and covered in phlegm.
So that was either it writhing about, or it being pushed through a narrow passageway. Either way, not nice. 2/2
It was dead when I coughed it up, but I remember feeling something fly up my nose, and then 5 minutes later I felt a bunch of pain 1/2
:'(
Classic XKCD