Poodlebrain

60794 pts ยท November 16, 2013


I'm the standard of normal. I'm also just a figment of your imagination. Henceforth, standards of normal are figments of your imagination.

Reply with: "Thank you for thanking me for my service"

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

My experience has taught me not to trust any place where the boss insists on how casual / crazy / fun they are.

7 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

More like "Carrot sticks make me break risky farts the moment I stretch my arm"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My thoughts exactly. I didn't even know it was a who. Thought it was another crappy thing like that "da boi" frog

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You should watch that Archer episode where he has cancer

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Had to look that up. Haven't played Skyward Sword, due to no Wii. Got a Switch and hoped it would get released on it, but so far, nope

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The 14-year old running away from the whole thing?

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 64

Which of these kids is the teacher?

8 years ago | Likes 2921 Dislikes 13

Always upvoting shoebills!

8 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 4

Makes you wonder what he needs that cane for

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Being pulled by a horse

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's a fortune worth of fish

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why single out just one out for support? #mattermatters

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's no stoof. That's a box of fries with something on top of it

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The one with the skateramp hair? No idea who he is or where I should know him from

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Go to Florida. Behold Palmeto bugs

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That dude's hair bothers me. "I'm unbelievably dull and boring so I do extreme hair - in a dull and boring way - to seem interesting"

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 48

That's cause it's probably not a fart, but the whole "real jeans doesn't burn" bullcrap they're testing out

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"To signal their racist viewpoints" seems not objective enough for Wikipedia

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

SHAAAALAAAA! HEAD SHALAAAAA!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Great cake! Is a nameday the same as a birthday, though? I thought namedays were when the saint with the same name as yours was celebrated

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If there's an "Incredible Hulk", that would mean there's also an "Ordinary Hulk", else the specification wouldn't be applied

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If "The end result will be the same, but it's a different department so you're a dipshit" is your attitude, good luck getting anything done

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They do in like 90% of the world. Can't build a 5-story building in a field of bungalows.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Building volume and building height

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Something tells me the "after" won't meet building regulations

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

BOIIIIIING

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One of the two. Those lions always come in pairs, one having a tiny lion under its paw, the other a ball

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What'd mr. Worldwide ever do to you?!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#11 is like the pigeons with my car

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0