Pontation

6021 pts ยท July 6, 2014


Yes it's a very strong shape and much less dangerous than the "I just walked in on my mother in law changing into her swimsuit"-dodecahedron.

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That user name is....stunning!

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Whatever did happen to Lindsey Lotion?

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They are like meat based mechs

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Isn't it still a good thing she missed? Or are you concerned with ammo waste as you're being shot at?

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#3 just ask my wife

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Just like showers....I'll see myself out

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#12 and everything invented between 0-15 years is lost forever

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#3 Get a fucking calendar and learn to fucking punctuate.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Well Cindy can go fuck herself. But also if you got one wish for one thing to be free for one group of people and this was your choice, you can go straight to the fuckening along with Cindy.

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I love telling Americans that cotton eye joe is Swedish

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Like my grandmother, if she had wheels

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Maybe it ran on shit and you loved all of it out of them?

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And then they played hide the light saber in the sarlacc pit

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May I introduce you to the double edged sword I use for...all the things....Forgetting! With forgetting you too can spend all your time learning things and not remember any of them!

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Not technically a pedo

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If people have the armies, who has all the legies?

2 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Also AFAIK vacum doesn't carry sound waves

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What they would fire all of us? That's outrageous! I'm not even in the logistics business.

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Mythbusters tested this, although with many fast slaps instead of one hard one IIRC. Maybe not entirely shocking but they were not able to cook it that way.

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I decided to try this after reading your wonderful story. My stupid 2 month old didn't even make it to the fresh vegetable isle, which is the first isle. He just sat there and shat in my lap.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Fun fact, pronouncing it cane-all makes people look at you funny

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I couldn't even get his little swim trunks on

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes but being medium sized has its benefits. People often confuse me with a medium and offer me money to lie about their future.

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My baby better not be eyeballing my ninja turtles literature

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Broke your penis huh? Yeah it happens

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Bane, the origin story

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