PolyphaseAvatron

10475 pts ยท February 28, 2018


Um, I was told there would be boobies...

Glock, paper, scissors? A little too high stakes for me.

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Hypocrisy always. Next post.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Master-level dogging, right there.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Westworld movie from 1973, I think. The guy was boning one of the robots.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not a thing in Colorado (yet) but thanks for the warning so we can take action to prevent it.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lived in Germany from 1980-1983. Can't donate either due to possible exposure to mad cow disease.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Depends on how nicely you ask.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yoda!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Talk about torture.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That plating makes this totally unworthy of posting! Shameful! Terrible! Have an upvote anyway, and post a few more like this as penance! :D

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd see it.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Don't feel so bad. He eats your mom's taco, too.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Masters of their craft.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A cat bath you pay for twice. Once at the register and once when your cat gets hold of you.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Cowboy Bebop needs to be a live action movie...but then I remember what happened to Ghost in the Shell and I drop that line of thought.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Floaty.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Corn racist!

7 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 2

*bassoon?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*buffoon

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I think you are the only one around here who does not understand that everyone understands that Scalia died and Kennedy retired.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The one on the left looks a lot like the Staffordshire I had. Even holds his ears the same way. Now I miss that damn dog all over again.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Olympic athletes hate her for this one weird trick...

7 years ago | Likes 175 Dislikes 2

You're not the only one who can do dad jokes, Dad.

7 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 0

He's a watchdog. He's winding himself up.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Happens to all of us, fam. Carry on!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd be upset if someone welded a knife on my nephew, too. It would hurt!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Blasphemy!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Read the title: "I think Bruce Lee would be proud" That's what I was talking about. Try again; you'll get it.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

So what's wrong with Spaceballs?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No, he wouldn't. "Boards don't hit back."

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2