Polygrammar

67384 pts ยท April 27, 2014


DON'T. GET. ELIMINATED!

That's one of his tiny octopodes. Kid was just esplorin'.

3 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 5

You sound just like the bouncer at my 21st birthday party.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Bro, honestly, I always associate him with Encino Man over anything. Not enough people give that movie the love it deserves. It's criminal.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

They're all the same idiots, they just pronounce the word different.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

That was bullshit though. Her psycho ex husband and his methed out friend are the ones that planned it all. She got crucified for nothing.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Can I ask why? Is it something personal or just a pet peeve of yours?

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Just the fact it only takes 22 hours to drive the longest length of the entire country is nutty. I wouldn't be out of my state in that time.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I rarely carry cash anymore. Except for the 140 pesos I keep in my wallet...for luck.

3 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

As an American I've had that same thought quite a lot lately. Keep it together you limey bastard, we can get through this!

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Wasn't it Elon Musk and that braindead underground highway idea that killed it too?

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Redheads devour souls to sustain themselves, no one ever said you needed your own soul for it to work.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I live in Oregon and everyone I've ever known calls it a weed eater.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those fuckers can regenerate from nothing but a head. Get Gohan out there, finish it off the right way.

3 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I use to work a graveyard shift clean up crew job at a factory. Those are fucking dust mops, I still see them in my dreams.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I would think the smell would be the first identifier but if you say so, I'll try anything once.

3 years ago | Likes 112 Dislikes 0

It's a matter of torque. Racing cars have higher rpms but not much torque.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

He tried his best to keep going too. He kept putting the time back up and trying to read the next question but he just couldn't.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

All I know about the Mona Lisa is one of the most famous parts of the piece is her lack of eyebrows and theres a 2nd one no one talks about.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I was expecting Mr. Sandman to start playing. Kinda disappointed, ngl.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Says the woman who spends most of her free time in nice, air conditioned white supremacist rallies. The nerve, yo.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I know this is a fairly unpopular opinion, but the mcrib is fuckin nasty and whoever decided to bring it back needs to be gunned down.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#31 The fuck you mean? That mom arm is more safety than even OSHA requires.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thing is, the US is so big, we get American tourists from other parts of America, so I know exactly what you mean.

3 years ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 0

Sometimes I forget how to breathe. It happens.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

-bring down a few kilos with them at a time to clean it up but I don't know how well that went over.

3 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Yeah, it's pretty nasty. No one can bring it down for the same reason they can't get the dead bodies. There was an idea to have people-

3 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1