Poestis

3439 pts · March 4, 2021


Poe's law = without a clear indicator of the author's intent, any parodic or sarcastic expression of extreme views can be mistaken by some readers for a sincere expression of those views. Stis = sexually transmitted infection (s) so a sarcastic brain fuck OR maybe I just like Poetry and Post-its.

Cooked.

10 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I will tell you, Costco toilet paper lasts longer than Sams Club (which looks like you get more) toilet paper. It seems to be wrapped tighter.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

JC Penny?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4 what are the white states? There's no key note! I think in New Hampshire it's illegal to whistle underwater. I remember there was a website I used to go to that had all the dumb laws of every state. Los Angeles it's illegal to herd 1000 sheep down Hollywood Blvd at one time.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like how the shadows never move in the 7 hour period even though the punchline at the end is pretty strong.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I loved that show.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't belive she died from "a gunshot wound" suicide after she won that money.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She was great and will always beloved and missed. Knew all the commands, shake, roll over and even wait to eat her food on command. "Ardvark" was her favorite word because it means Dog Park in dog language, hah.

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let's not praise him for ordering a pedophiles death now... gah.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My Nephew eats silly putty (and cheese), he aight.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My dog died of cancer at the age of 7 because I fed it processed pedigree dog food. Worst thing you could feed German Shepherds. I wish I knew.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, the McDonald's in India do not sell Cow made burgers, that would be ridiculously offensive. Each country has different standards that have to be maintained to the bare minimum.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haven't touched McDonald's in over 18 years and proud of it! Taco Bell, on the other hand, calls me back at least once every two months.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even Leavitt knows he's full of shit.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty great movie.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#5 I feel like this one I could use to reply to every MAGAT that touts "TRUMP 2024 ✝️🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇸" on a YouTube comment, political livestream or any large social platform.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We can only hope.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I found the ninja turtles!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lil Sabastion!!!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Since 88' they've owned him. He made visits back then.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn and half of them are easy fixes.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Idk, sounds like a Japanese Dream to me.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And the guys like just washing his car while he asks this morally insane question. Takes the low road and wants his own children raped, abused and scarred. How disgusting.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because we want ACCOUNTABILITY of the pedo you elected motherfucker!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TurboGrafx-16

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More like driving the wrong way on a one way road.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sorry, I have shit to do in my life. NO not table salt because table salt is made of chloride and sodium. It is NOT mineral salt which is made up of magnesium.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Copy from another post but heyyy why not: I had the greatest dream last night.. It was a few years from now. It was somebody who brought a Trump memorabilia onto Antique Road Show and they described how shotty the piece was designed. Anyway, at the end they listed the item for 0 dollars and 00 cents. Then the Appraiser asked for money for the waste of their time.

Story telling writers or cartoonists, PLEASE STEAL MY DREAM IDEA Here. I don't have time to do it myself, lol.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Copy from another post but heyyy why not: I had the greatest dream last night.. It was a few years from now. It was somebody who brought a Trump memorabilia onto Antique Road Show and they described how shotty the piece was designed. Anyway, at the end they listed the item for 0 dollars and 00 cents. Then the Appraiser asked for money for the waste of their time.

Story telling writers or cartoonists, PLEASE STEAL MY DREAM IDEA Here. I don't have time to do it myself, lol.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Copy from another post but heyyy why not: I had the greatest dream last night.. It was a few years from now. It was somebody who brought a Trump memorabilia onto Antique Road Show and they described how shotty the piece was designed. Anyway, at the end they listed the item for 0 dollars and 00 cents. Then the Appraiser asked for money for the waste of their time.

Story telling writers or cartoonists, PLEASE STEAL MY DREAM IDEA Here. I don't have time to do it myself, lol.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0