PlanterFascist

95419 pts ยท January 20, 2019


Dark humour is like food. Not everybody gets it.

Ibuprofen

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

thank you for your service

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i couldn't breath from laughing so hard

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

neat

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

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the first thing my dog does when he gets inside is go for the cat's food. we have different dogs

2 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Mega Earth

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I bet he isn't in the Epstein files.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i have worked in a food production factory and you don't want whatever is in that mystery dust.

3 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

wake them up

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

so you don't have to click the link

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this is what i came here to post

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

is this the pet giraffe door?

3 months ago | Likes 108 Dislikes 1

#33 I needed this.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mr. Hollands Opus

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i don't want him impeached i want his tried for treason

4 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Also, Also, your low hanging fruit doesn't remove the rest of his corrupt administration.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He has waged a war against the people. he sent invasion forces to many american cities

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If the sitting president is convicted of treason the entire administration are removed from office and go to jail. read your constitution.

4 months ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

Stirring introduces less air into the drink. Shaking the drink introduces a lot of air into the drink. Shaking also cools the drink more than stirring it. Shaking a drink and stirring a drink both cool and dilute the cocktail, but they do so in distinct ways that affect the final texture, clarity, and flavor profile.
Shaking is a more violent process that chills and dilutes the drink much faster than stirring.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Signed, Random Wisconsinite

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

mint chanops in place of vermouth and use Gin instead of vodka. Don't be afraid of flavor.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Christmas Tree Martini;

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mark Epstein cleared bill Clinton of being the Bubba they were talking about. Plus a magic horse that makes you rich and powerful after blowing it. the jokes write themselves. not only is the president a child fucker but he also abuses horses. this is the man the ruling class made president.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I thought Bubba was the name of a horse on the Epstein island

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

i love this meme format and i love how relaxed you are. get it!

4 months ago | Likes 136 Dislikes 2

They had taco bell

4 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

the one that got attacked was native to north america.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I need to see more parkour zombie movies. Just putting it out there.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0