12144 pts · August 15, 2017
Engine maintenance on an SR-71?
I’m sorry, I can’t see the baby blue high heels that he wore…
Technology changes, society changes, but people are a sad constant…
50? Just 50? Yer missing’ some zeros there, bud
Classy shit
High-steaks competition
Freddy be like,”Sing, baby!”
Went there once. Three out of five stars. Exits very poorly marked.
Here, stupid human. Open this. This right here. Open it. This one. Are you even paying attention?
BOATS! BOATS! BOATS!
Some dogs can become very destructive when bored
Started programming on this
Cool glowing eyes though…
S
No need for a different wig…
“You’ve had a whole half pint already!”
No, yer good… ?1
Then I hope I never need it to count
“Scrotum lock”
I often find it quite grating…
Too wet for Idaho, not wet enough for Washington…
MOAR 50’S!!!
Every tiktok rap should end this way f
Oh! Oh! Combine these with cochlear implants!
Engine maintenance on an SR-71?
I’m sorry, I can’t see the baby blue high heels that he wore…
Technology changes, society changes, but people are a sad constant…
50? Just 50? Yer missing’ some zeros there, bud
Classy shit
High-steaks competition
Freddy be like,”Sing, baby!”
Went there once. Three out of five stars. Exits very poorly marked.
Here, stupid human. Open this. This right here. Open it. This one. Are you even paying attention?
BOATS! BOATS! BOATS!
Some dogs can become very destructive when bored
Started programming on this
Cool glowing eyes though…
S
No need for a different wig…
“You’ve had a whole half pint already!”
No, yer good…
?1
Then I hope I never need it to count
“Scrotum lock”
I often find it quite grating…
Too wet for Idaho, not wet enough for Washington…
MOAR 50’S!!!
Every tiktok rap should end this way f
Oh! Oh! Combine these with cochlear implants!