PizzaEveryWeekend

17459 pts ยท June 12, 2017


Pizza is love, Pizza is life ๐Ÿ• 1, 2, 3, 4 You know what you are A pizza poser, fuck you I've never seen you eat a slice To you it's just a trend Pizza is my life Pizza is my life Pizza is my life Thin crust deep dish double pepperoni Elios stuffed crust no anchovies Pizza rolls bagel bites Cheesy crust is what I like Put it in the oven We can order delivery I don't care I'm not very picky Warm and delicious, spicy, sticky Cut it into 8 squares or triangles All I really want is pizza in me Pizza is the greatest food on Earth Oh, shit! I got drunk with Papa John He snorted cocaine with his apron on He got too fucked up for delivery It was over 30 minutes so my pizza was free Oh! P-I-Z-Z-A P-I-Z-Z-A - Yo dude go get the door, it's the pizza guy - Ooh, you got any money on this one? - Yeah, here's a five - What up man, give me that shit. Keep the change. Get out of here. - Haha. Yoo hurry, bring that shit over here. What'd you put on it? The good stuff? - I got the best stuff man. Feast your eyes - Dude are you fucking kidding me? Pineapple on the whole fucking pizza? - Ha, yeah? - Are you shitting me? - No? - Fucking pineapple?! Pineapple doesn't belong on pizza You fucking piece of shit Why would you do this to me - Dude chill, you could peel off the pineapple No! I'm gonna peel your eyes Out of your fucking skull I will extract your blood And use it as pizza sauce

Easter Pizzas!

Points 117
Comments 31
Views 6042

Just a pizza my heart

Points 55
Comments 12
Views 2963

Beercakes - it's what's for breakfast

Points 52
Comments 15
Views 2997

Quick, while the British are having tea, upvote sausage gravy!

Points 3454
Comments 791
Views 156641

Post move Pizza is the best Pizza

Points 1115
Comments 113
Views 82146

Hangover killer breakfast tacos

Points 23
Comments 13
Views 1646

Copycat In-N-Out/Shake shack burgers

Points 43
Comments 13
Views 2276

Beat quarantine blues with comfort food: Nashville Hot Chicken edition

Points 78
Comments 10
Views 2945

The best Teriyaki Wings this side of the Mississippi!

Points 2563
Comments 214
Views 95142

Homemade pizza!

Points 82
Comments 20
Views 2854

Quarantine burgers day 4!

Points 32
Comments 6
Views 1700

Quarantine burgers round 2

Points 44
Comments 17
Views 2465

Steak night!

Points 57
Comments 15
Views 2195

First homemade pizza in much too long

Points 30
Comments 12
Views 1896

Quarantine burgers round 3

Points 38
Comments 10
Views 2313

Made burnt ends for the first time today

Points 129
Comments 14
Views 5240

Spatchcocked smoked chicken!

Points 56
Comments 12
Views 3304

Anniversary Steaks!

Points 137
Comments 18
Views 5593

Took my first stab at pastrami this week. Cured and smoked!

Points 98
Comments 18
Views 3994

Pizza Snake!

Points 43
Comments 21
Views 2093

First project car!

Points 31
Comments 33
Views 1423

Do the terrible two's still apply to dogs?

Points 9
Comments 0
Views 443

So you like breakfast sandwiches

Points 56
Comments 23
Views 2868

Jambalaya!

Points 56
Comments 7
Views 2713

First pork butt in the new smoker

Points 46
Comments 17
Views 2747
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