I have Returned at the End, as foretold in the Book of Imguration. Just some dude from back in the day, back to watch the world collapse. Caretaker of two cats, Jake & Elwood. They're on a mission from God. https://imgur.com/a/JFDHGVN
I have Returned at the End, as foretold in the Book of Imguration. Just some dude from back in the day, back to watch the world collapse. Caretaker of two cats, Jake & Elwood. They're on a mission from God. https://imgur.com/a/JFDHGVN
I flew out of PHX last week, and I know I don't have the self-control to not go mentally GI-Robot when I see ICE, so thank fate I'm back in the Mitten where I belong before they were deployed, or my Mom would have seen me get swiss-cheesed, and she would have had to get an Uber to the airport when she flew back to NY. She doesn't use Uber, it would be a terrible ordeal for her. Also, the trauma of seeing her son shot by Nazis would probably suck.
Fantastic and fresh, like a good dump should be.
Tell me more about these reusable mesh produce bags, so I can wonder why I don't have some yet?
I'll be there in the next week or so, and this will be playing on loop in my head.
The regular belt fits. Not a lot of slack in that line, though. Maybe I'll melt some off before heading home.
I average about a gallon as is. Had a kidney stone once when I was still working kitchens, and never again. That, and I'm a bit of a stoner, and I HATE dry mouth.
Can I summer at your place?
I refuse. When it gets always too hot for me, I will simply die, like a goddamn gentleman.
Why would I want to outrun myself?
#1 Are we going all out on Armageddon? Just curious if I should bother getting an oil change.
Somewhere between 10 to 15 years ago, a user named @ndelray told usersub that if a post scored enough updoots, she would post a NSFW video of her hula hooping. Gifs of Remy LaCroix were popular at the time. NdelRay posted a very PG "NSFW" video. The backlash after her extensive self-promotion and weak-ass delivery were legend. It was a different time.
Is this from the "How to Appear in an @UncleSlam123 Post" series?
That is a fantastic advertisement for condoms.
#5 Oh man, I still can't see hula-hooping on here without remembering the NDelRay debacle.
Adorable!
Aww, its just a widdle guy
#17 Purebreads
#27 Jinkies!
Should've been South Dakota
No idea. I moved into a new place with my best friend, and he happened to have these. They're pretty great though, right?
What in the Jesus Hosanna Christ is this shit?
Is incontinence not a requirement for a cabinet position?
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It felt like she had no idea, I watched some of it live. Hilarious.
Congratulations! What a beautiful ring. If she doesn't marry you, I will. You're into beardy fat dudes, right?
Thanks, I'm pretty proud of it. Be prepared to see it overused if I try to farm some updoots later.
The only thing sharp in this administration is the shovels they use to constantly lower the bar.