PixieSlasher

14170 pts · October 5, 2013


If this gets to frontpage, I won't do jack shit. Because fuck you, that's why.

Yeah, I think they ended on a good note. Going forward would have changed the shows dynamic drastically

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Our vet recommended a second litter box. No accidents since.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not him - his wife. They both didn't do right by their cat though. Can't really see him as Imgur's darling since reading that : (

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Except that that's actually a good thing, since it mixes the soup with saliva, which helps digestion

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Boondock Saints style?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Telegram ftw

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Went to a friend's house, neighbour's rottie was outside unsupervised. Went to say hi (stupid, I know),came back covered in hair and slobber

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm an overweight female who isn't attracted to overweight men. Or men. Or women. Or people. I'm a grumpy asshole.

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 6

I learned that from playing SimSafari. It's pretty much the only thing I distinctly from the game. Fuck baobabs.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*weird nasal laugh* hue hue hue.... Asshole Shrugged.... hue hue hue

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Explain pls : ( I'm assuming it's some sort of stereotype about the way homeschooling families dress?

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

You're my personal brand of muffin <3

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No one to hold her tight, life has put her to the test

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(Together) What the hell are we gonna do? (Solo) My mom's been so alone ever since my daddy left :,(

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*throws arms up, exasperated* damn, I forgot it too

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

(Pssst, next line's yours too)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*nods* didn't get a gift for her?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What is it, dawg?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He looks exactly what you would expect a bunny breeder to look like

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2/ Two plates of cottage cheese - our dog let her have both. She just wolfed it all down. She was a bit of a redneck

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When our dog got his first bitch (he was a virgin, she was an old breeder), she stayed at our house for a few days. My mum brought them 1/

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*spits in Ugandan*

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 3

What's this? What's this? It's coarse, gets everywhere!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But you can tell excel whether the decimal is a comma or dot when transforming text to columns in CSV

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One meme to lol them all,one meme to rofl them,one meme to bring them all and swiftly upvote them in the land of imgur where the reposts lie

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Брррр *ёжится*

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Welp, that's it, this person has officially won Secret Santa. Everybody else can just go home.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not only is it a "Christmas gift", it also appears to be a purebred : ( Double undesirable behaviour

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Sloppabottamus, please

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0