Pixie0422

4895 pts ยท June 8, 2015


Emergency nurse. Former lurker. I have a daughter, wacky boyfriend, 2 dogs and 2 cats. I don't know how I manage all of this and care for a house. Thank goodness for Netflix and Imgur, or I would lose my sanity.

Right? Someone said Arsenio in drag. However, with her weird wide-set face, I always imagined this.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Aw I laughed, now I feel bad that they died.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you. Definitely going to check it out.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do you have an Etsy?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well that's a nice change from sex weekend.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry, I read all your posts at once and was referring to the dehydrated entrees.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Soldiers typically have enough canteen water to rehydrate all those dried meals? That's a lot of heavy water!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I never thought to ask, but what kind of water would you add to this in the field?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jupiter looks like one of those awful pieces of clay 90s jewelry.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm lucky. The doctor always comes through.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My mom didn't leave me alone til I was 11. I did the same with my kid, but only for short periods.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I didn't find any of these statements to be terribly incendiary. Perhaps I'm not the target demo?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The vanity looks relatively easy. What materials did you use?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cats can't even taste sweet.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Do not change the macabre content!!!! That's what brought me to you in the first place. Wouldn't be LostCat without it!!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Prepare your inbox.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I NEED to know each and every flavor of those petit fours immediately.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jeff Goldblum is married to a 12 year old boy? Damn.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lady/Sir Meowington.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I need to know exactly where in Cancun this is...for reasons.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like a fine night to me.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like the ending where you leave the ashes and go shoot some shit with Min. Stay out of all that geopolitical nonsense.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Omg. I legit thought he was one of those cpr dummies propped in a car seat. I am a horrible person.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

I have no idea what I just watched, but I liked it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I cringed so hard, my face folded in on itself.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aren't you not supposed to feed the dog in the crate?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did he have a stroke and forget to tell us?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What is this from????

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0