Piscivore

490385 pts ยท February 13, 2015


I catch a fish, I cook a fish, I eat a fish, I like it. I see a girl, i meet a girl, I kiss a girl, I like it.

Did he just steal a goat?

3 hours ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Oh, yay. I was worried with the cancer I was going to miss out on the oil wars.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm telling my kids this was DS9

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought it was a lion ar first.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I once co-ran a Vacation Bible School one summer. On a rainy day, the kids, all under ten, were getting cabin fever. While my partner helped the quiet kids do art in the corner, I passed out pool noodles to the rest. I took two, and invited them to come at me. It was like the battle of Helms Deep. Best day ever.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No, they don't. I think that's the point.

4 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Israel would send a second missile to target the first responders.

5 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm a leftist, and I proudly identify as such.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

RFK Jr. Is Pestilence. Killing our foreign aid programs summoned Famine.

1 week ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I have the moon car too!

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dimensions was installed at the Phoenix Botanical Garden a while back, I got to see it twice.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I hated this movie for this reason. I wanted the science bros from the book, not fucking magic amulets and medieval bullshit.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My dad is turning 80 soon. Thank you for this.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Money from AIPAC.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One of her tats is Sparky the Sun Devil.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Good. Now do Republicans.

3 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I did not want this to be the universe where Missile Command was real.

3 weeks ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 0

#41 She went to ASU?

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Please

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

In the middle of a cathter change. In the middle of a 3-hour bone scan.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have these. I use them so whoever gets me a pain pill, even me, knows exactly when I took one last. Because I'm bad with time, even not stoned.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd divorce her just for the idiot censoring of "divorce".

1 month ago | Likes 424 Dislikes 2

Whete is Tom Waites?

1 month ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

There's something Mighty Boosh about this.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#26 My dad and my son sometimes sleep with both eyes open. It's weird.

1 month ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

#41 The most disturbing thing about this is the cloven hoof on that horse.

1 month ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

#42 When the Aztec pantheon gets involved, it's over.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used one like that.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#2 You control the lights and weather inside the house. He's just hopefully extrapolating.

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