PinkyOut

1628 pts ยท August 26, 2013


A person from the outernet knows who I am so I must change my identity.

I've never seen one with any kind of banana-for-scale info. They're not really a thing in England.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There's a village down the road from me called Fingringhoe.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Which one is it?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Snortled. That sounds much cuter than my porcine snorting.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

So...0/10?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Had to come back.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What do YOU mean 'you people'?

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What happens when you go to the dentist?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SAME.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She caught my attention in her fishnets.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was not expecting to see Scroobius Pip on Imgur. V. happy.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds like a stupid question but how the hell do you plan out the roads before anything else so efficiently?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I moved from Essex to Sheffield. There absofuckinglutely are hills.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I HAVE BEEN COMPILING THIS, STARTING WITH COMA. YOU DICK. But, yeah, good work and stuff...not bitter...

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I went to Singapore 8 years ago and never have I felt a more physical longing to go back until now.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ice cream sodas! Man, it's been a while...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just commented to the same effect. I'll be seeing you in Bad Comments Land in a sec.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jesus, the monarchy is retarded.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 15

Calm your tits, Spock.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

THANK YOU.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have wondered for the best part of 10 years if animals had regional variation. KNEW IT.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah, the days before Babestation.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How is Channel 5 still even a thing?

11 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

Same. People don't compliment me any more.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Norwegian is Danish spoken in Swedish".

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

He is, I have always believed, an author, psychologist, and a linguist. But I have no idea what he's doing with Chipotle.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did it to Death. Note. Can I play with you guys now?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A linguist is the hero; this will always be the tightest shit.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0