PinkieBlue

12110 pts · September 16, 2014


What brings you here?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I knowwww her sketch was better but I messed up when I inked it :(

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You’re not wrong.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

But then you have the guy trying to break your arm when you’re being flirty and he’s playing WoW.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I went back, watched it, cried again.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Shooooom

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that the sound that sort of sounds like “Up” when someone accidentally cuts you off in the grocery aisle?

7 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

He’s listed as the parent as well, and we all share the same last name. This was his first time going solo since I had to work.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: My husband took our son to the ER one night and they actually CALLED ME for permission to treat. It was so stupid.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Right? Just because I can’t relate to them doesn’t mean I don’t get it.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I was a pack a day for ten years. Quit almost 6 years ago now!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fuckin hate Prime Week. I work customer service in a higher level position for bottom pay since they took that away and it sucks.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

The bondulance. He’s having a stronk.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pink and white

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Could very well be some sort of job that lets you telecommute and maybe it was his first day back in the office?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’ve confirmed he’s the one on the right. Had to double check.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My mother was not as fond of this joke as I was.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shit. I’d hoped at the end he’d been like “holy fuck I was wrong.” But no.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He literally eats nothing but McDonalds. And if he did eat pasta he wouldn’t be preparing it himself.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It doesn’t look like he’s giving you a choice.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was very concerned you were both female and expecting a set of twins each, I was very concerned for your sanity.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am so satisfied.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it was definitely a red flag. (2/2)

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: My ex-husband demanded 20 hours a week minimum. I wasn’t allowed to bother him or make any noise. There was a lot more but (1/2)

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I hope the company had him sign release waivers so they aren’t responsible.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

What did you use? I’m third floor and we have ants, despite my house being remarkably clean. I have no idea what they’re even eating.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah but can I not call the literal Nazi a Nazi without being an idiot?

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I had to get surgery after tearing a muscle trying to learn how to moonwalk. I was in my mid-20s.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want these noodles.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In America I pay big bucks to sit in the waiting room for an hour plus 45 more minutes in the room on a good day.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0