5734 pts · June 5, 2016
Gnizeens?
I googled this and kept getting pics of Caitlyn Jenner
Jesus why is there a GIF?
Finally. A library I want to have sex with.
Ohhhhhhhh
Girlfriend = Keeps name as Marissa Hinge
Sounds like you work in a restaurant?
Son of a bitch I came to make that comment. Take your upvote.
When I was 30 (3 years ago) I tried to fart at work. I popped a blood vessel in my eye. When I was 27, I shit myself in a farting contest.
The alternate endings kill me. What could they be??
Favourited annndddd forgotten!
I haven’t read a book in years. I just packed up my bookshelf. I don’t know why I have so many books
It’s almost 400. It’s survived a lot more than the bombing.
Everything about this is amazing. Her eyebrows, entire lack of preparation, the cymbal on a microphone stand. Everything.
My thoughts and prayers go out to him, and his family. I hope he pulls through.
Play your cards right and we won’t have to wait a week
It is absolutely fucked Up that Americans need to find legal loopholes to pay their medical bills.
Cause that’s a shitty idea
I was just thinking about this account this morning. I’ve lost control of my life.
Caoimhe is pronounced Kee-Vah. It’s my cousin’s name and I love it
Maybe the US can redistribute a bit of that quadratrillion defence budget into some stronger windows.
I came here to make that same joke.
At my old restaurant we cut bread like this for making croutons. As I type it, I don’t know why we did that.
Gnizeens?
I googled this and kept getting pics of Caitlyn Jenner
Jesus why is there a GIF?
Finally. A library I want to have sex with.
Ohhhhhhhh
Girlfriend = Keeps name as Marissa Hinge
Sounds like you work in a restaurant?
Son of a bitch I came to make that comment. Take your upvote.
When I was 30 (3 years ago) I tried to fart at work. I popped a blood vessel in my eye. When I was 27, I shit myself in a farting contest.
The alternate endings kill me. What could they be??
Favourited annndddd forgotten!
I haven’t read a book in years. I just packed up my bookshelf. I don’t know why I have so many books
It’s almost 400. It’s survived a lot more than the bombing.
Everything about this is amazing. Her eyebrows, entire lack of preparation, the cymbal on a microphone stand. Everything.
My thoughts and prayers go out to him, and his family. I hope he pulls through.
Play your cards right and we won’t have to wait a week
It is absolutely fucked Up that Americans need to find legal loopholes to pay their medical bills.
Cause that’s a shitty idea
I was just thinking about this account this morning. I’ve lost control of my life.
Caoimhe is pronounced Kee-Vah. It’s my cousin’s name and I love it
Maybe the US can redistribute a bit of that quadratrillion defence budget into some stronger windows.
I came here to make that same joke.
At my old restaurant we cut bread like this for making croutons. As I type it, I don’t know why we did that.