PinkAlpaca

3353 pts ยท February 23, 2015


I like alpacas? And my name is Pink...no joke. Last name though, but could you imagine if my mum had called me Rose....or Fuchsia...Petal...Candy....

During the lockdowns here in the UK I used to wake up having panic attacks. The world is crazy and we gotta give ourselves some slack.

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I made the mistake of a few cocktails on an empty stomach waiting for a table at a restaurant. I was smashed so fast.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thats the old wives tale of no swimming or deep baths while preggo. Crazy times.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Did you have a good day?" "It was a day"

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do this with my kiddo just repeat his nonsense and reply like I understand. Like yes I see what you mean. Interesting.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same, even with a fancy pillow it was a struggle!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What an egg-cellent dad.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I had a roomie place a baking tray on top of a hot hob and burn off the non stick. We could smell it for days. Also no windows in that room.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or shorts with the arse cut out, wow a super cute pair of shorts...oh back looks like the mcdonalds sign

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I've got a similar birthmark, always thought it would make a good treasuremap tattoo

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Used to love making elaborate cakes, by the time I was finished I never wanted any from smelling sugar and baking for 2 days.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Work in clothing alteration, says so on front of shop "do you alter clothes?" No.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Use this as the cake topper for her next birthday and cover the cake in chocolate coins!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The little coo the baby makes when they stop! Awwwh!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My baby slept peacefully and I just spent hours on imgur.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh god I couldn't it was so hot and another new mum was,having loud phone calls about hating baby daddy.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Honestly if you've waited for the car to be that dirty, you could leave it til it rains. But I'm in UK so itd be a day.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My dad built the kitchen counters higher for my tall mum's sake, my short ass had to use a stool for a lot longer than other kids.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same I feel like I'm ticking off a list, stitches, appendix, broken bone, c section.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2) hard enough that I was forced to drop what I was holding (a tea) and pretty much pulled me from my chair.

6 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 0

People suffering with alzhiemers really don't know their own strength especially when distressed. My grandma grabbed and twisted my wrist (1

6 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 0

but good god go pee before walking 30mins to work! I had to detour into a supermarket once, thought I was gonna burst!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3. Was a solid dude, always wore really worn jumpers and jeans. Graduation he put his teacher gown over the top of his regular clothes.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2. and give them back as he knew another student had a similar topic.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My dissertation I went to chat with my tutor for book advice, he lent me 3 books, one he wrote himself and said to photocopy what i needed.1

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I thought it was kinda like oat milk, and my baby smelt like porridge.

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I had this onesie for my baby boy. Only just put in away in the no longer fits pile.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The main problem is if he's staring at those on the crossing and not aware of those about to step on from the other side

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

He'll use the "but they weren't on that side of the road" excuse like an idiot.

6 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 2

He always seems so cheerful it's amazing to see only anger and distain as Geralt.

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1