Pikka

48248 pts ยท June 5, 2014


I always downvote "hooman". And long exposure water. And the "Roses are red" BS meme.

#2 He's got exactly the same priorities as Beavis in Beavis and Butt-Head Do America.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why is "Earth" in quotes?

4 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Why is "Earth" in quotes?

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What WAS your intention? "If your fingers are on my fries, I better be gripping thighs" is pretty clear. "I will share food with you if I get to grope you". What other interpretation is there? It's like those "Gas, grass or ass- nobody rides for free" bumper stickers. They're not really open to interpretation.

5 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Also, the second bag is tiny. That was something like 80% of the contents he stole. Assuming this isn't staged (if one can believe such a thing in this day and age) he deserved that smack after the first grab.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wensleydale.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you want the abbreviated term: Testosterone Replacement Therapy.

11 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It took me a while to realise that it wasn't a dummy. At first it looks like a real person but when he passes by his head looks weird, and the hair seems to be painted on. But then he moves at the end and I don't even know what to believe.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I need this to start about a second earlier so I can witness the entire birth of that magnificent bubble ring!

11 months ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Not necessarily. I've met a few chihuahuas whose default mood was teeth-baring aggression.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 and 4 has the same post-dubbed bark, what's up with that?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sam hears the Orc from Cirith Ungol speaking to his comrades about her feeding habits. She is mentioned by name. "What's this? Looks like old Shelob's been having a bit of fun."

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Watch how they soar!

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As in, nobody's actually interested?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The problem is that, universally, Nancy was the one that awakened something in us all.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yo is that Carlomalis, the sundress guy?!

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Imagine my amazement when his face popped op on huge billboards around here, advertising Chocomel chocolate milk.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But when Boebert screamed at Biden about dead soldiers she was allowed to stay. This is absurd.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You're gonna make stickers out of ... a sticker? Better watch out for this one, they have some craaazy ideas.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Time to invoke Godwin's Law: Hitler's coup failed too, and he also took the country the democratic way. (He did go to jail though)

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Endless monkeys with endless chisels.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Would be cool if it happened a lot sooner. Like, at the edge of tomorrow.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tampon? It was an entire maxipad, and for a silly little 1/64" nick.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Careful, you're gonna have to break up your band with that kind of talk.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0