PickUpThePhoneSkips

200 pts · April 4, 2011


No touching!!!

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My username is finally relevant but I'm not happy about it

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Do it. The memes are funny and have some truth but it's so worth it.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yup

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Imgur needs more Chinchillas! So soft.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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“Oh wow, you’re really tall!” Yeah no fucking shit Sherlock. The most inane observation people make when they meet me and I’m “only” 6’4”.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah. That was my first thought. Her brain is having a bad time.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In terms of common usage. Octopi is incorrect as that is a Latin pluralisation. Your correction is unfortunately incorrect.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Octopus is actually a word of Greek origin so technically correct plural is Octopodes but Octopuses is standard English plural. 1/2

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Drab?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not in the UK. Rabies free zone.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Six foot four bearded warrior goddess angel checking in ????

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The king of beans.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Similar to this working in the community that take ages to heal. More surgery after initially stabilising might have been the way.

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

It was probably more like a fistula in the rectum rather than a true bowel perf. So wouldn’t necessarily need sewing up. Ive seen wounds

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

They’re good dogs.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Heyoooooo

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not in the UK

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Nom Swanson

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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Yeah but I'm pretty sure this actual gif is taken from a video shot at a kangaroo sanctuary and features orphaned Joey kangaroos

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I think that's a Joey. The dude's exploiting the instinct to climb into mother's pouch I think.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Not in British English.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also known as Macrogol.

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