I love SCI/FI and generally anything with humor, especially H2G2, LotR, Futurama, Calvin & Hobbes, Firefly, and Monty Python. But who doesn’t. I try to be nice, true, and peaceful but often get misunderstood as being snarky or sarcastic. But to be honest, sometimes my humor is a bit sarcastic.
Call the Presidents of the United States!!!
#33 not if the pedofile in question is large like a former president I’m not mentioning.
Put ‘em on! Put ‘em on!!
Who is being forced to use Google for their searches?
That’s a program I can get behind. “Behind” because I don’t think they can take me.
Don’t forget your anxiety
Y'all didn't grow up in a bubble wrap, so you built up immunity for the little things that life threw at you; and consequently you never got hurt when life came at you with larger difficulties.
You could 3D print an entire menagerie of book covers like this. That could be your business.
Just move away from the waffle iron and nobody will get hurt
#21 oh my goodness
Cheating on her also creates trust issues.
I had a 1985 Nissan 200 SX just like that
What I see here is my favorite trauma. Thanks
“Relax! Don’t do it!” That always seemed like a contradiction.
Is the other spotter Prince William?
I thought Andre the Giant was dead.
In 5 years, that dolphin will save the man’s life. Just you wait.
Is this a new Boy Scout badge? Please say “yes”
OSHA cat
Sounds like Jeremy Renner with fewer teeth.
Boom Boom!!!!
I hope you haven’t given up.
And here I am judging. Please forgive me. It seems like all of your hands and feet are full of chores.
I feel ya.
If you "have" to break that out at work, I doubt it's for fun. That's only deployed in an emergency because someone 8 bits shy of a byte forgot to backup.
Not as much as I am judgin' the home owner for his lack of maintaining his house.
I didn’t come here to get called out this harshly!