Phaselancer

703 pts ยท September 12, 2014


All right, you primitive screw-heads, listen up! See this? This... is my boomstick! It's a twelve-gauge, double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt-blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right... shop smart: shop S-Mart... You got that?

A new company is making them now.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It already exists and it's called the AR57

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fighter of the night man!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Throw that box in the CMM, I don't get out of bed for anything less than +/-0.00005"

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh oops misread the description and though OP was the DM, my bad.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wanna say after the redbrand hideout. They can encounter venomfang. A young green dragon who has a 12d6 poison breath attack.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Careful with the green dragon. His breath attack can wipe out an entire party easily.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mine is Groucho Sparks

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If the surgeon came into the OR with a gun I probably would.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Try roasting it?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When you try to put on a button up shirt after quarantine.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Check out the Dragon Friends podcast. They have exactly that and it's hysterical.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I prefer to be referred to as a "Mountain William"

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Its good fer your guts and tastes pretty good. Plus good way to get caffeine depending on the type.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I grew up with a maine coon that was part tabby and maybe cougar? Lived to be 16 and weighed in at almost 30 lbs. More dog than cat though.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Ever tried drinking Kombucha?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The US developed the AA12, Russia has the Saiga-12. Main reason for a shotgun is rifles tend to overpenetrate, especially indoors.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

They move in herds.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My inner machinist wants to beat engineers with a sock full of vise handles for that kind of shit.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Get ready to pop your top. They are making a Rebel Galaxy 2.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nope just hipsters and hobos no reason to come at all. You wouldn't like it I am sure. Tell all your friends.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Also DnD Beyond is awesome to help build your first character.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Check out the /r lfg subreddit. Its for people looking for groups. Never played DnD before, now I play over discord and roll20 every Sunday.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sprint boat racing because why not have 14ft of boat with 10 feet of supercharged V8 engine.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How long do you ferment for?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You throw horseshoes at a post and bean bags into a little table with a hole in it. -Professional White Guy

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a CNC programmer, this why you vericut.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Puyallup

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I dunno Nihilistic Arby's is pretty special as well.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0