Peynus

218088 pts ยท May 20, 2016


It's the bird poop

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sell them for parts and you can make a GREAT return on investment. I know a guy with an ice bath if you're interested...

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's just Tuesday

4 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

All I'm saying is that the sun came back after we killed Dave

4 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 0

All the women queue up for me, fella! I work at Tesco.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And please remember how small Ford is (by share), but remember it INVENTED the production method and first commercial car.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, duh, they're not gay cows

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, I'm told there are many ways to skin a cat...

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is not a fun fact

4 years ago | Likes 313 Dislikes 1

Might cushion the crash, though

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Make me fuckable? Sign me up, Red Mario

4 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 1

Yeah, but knowing my luck, it'd pick that day for the ground to turn to mush. And me with it

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

All we needed was ONE good emperor in the 4th century. That's all we asked for. And all we got is mercury-addled halfwits

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And dwarves don't have dreadlocks...

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

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4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's like looking at a political debate and not seeing the hidden lizards underneath

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Which is inside a train station. Very efficient system, really. Just rail your palace about

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah, bum. Forgot the word. Damn English spelling

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

There's a trap door above a shoot on your left, sir

4 years ago | Likes 97 Dislikes 0

Italy isn't crying about other nations' armies running away from battle!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When I watch porn it's not someone's child; it's a wild animal and it's called 'enjoying nature' and a life-time ban from the zoo

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What the hell is this from ?? I need this in my life

4 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 2

Explain, please

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

'Draw me like one of your Ancient Greek girls, just before Zeus seduces me disguised as some furry'

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It was taken while she was sobbing in the basement begging for her life, just before he 'dealt' with her. (Too dark?)

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Watch 'Your Lie In April' and 'Silent Voice'. Also read 'About Death'- everyone should read About Death.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

'There he flies gently flapping, his buttcheeks audibly clapping.' -Romanian peasant watching Dracula leave his castle

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

We need enough across the globe that a hurricane just becomes a 'oh, nice little spike of power in Mexico. Up steel production 7%.'

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Imagine if you could find your debt holder and just be like 'id like to buy my own debt for 2cents on the dollar please'

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