PessimisticallyOptimistic

4557 pts ยท March 28, 2015


Well, at least I'm somewhat alive.

A little too relatable. I love it.

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

The unexpected but very much welcomed pussy

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 8

The Prime Minister of Malaysia is 95. Still jetsetting here and there on full official schedule. And driving official visitors around.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you have a list of the potential adopters whom Leo had given these tennis balls to and NOT throw them back for him? I just want to talk

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I need to know what product did they use.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay. But how do I revoke the permissions?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In Malaysia and Indonesia, we call it Congkak

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We all just want a friend for the end of the world.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm just posting a meme dump as my phone storage is full. And I want to still have them. I'm not weeping for attention.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I've been alone in a crowd for a very long time, to a point it is a little bit unnerving to myself how comfortable I am with it.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It's afternoon at my place. So, its about time for awareness to kick my butt off my bed

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gotta put a balance on everything, right? Yin yang and all that stuff.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Oh man, that hurts.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Wow. A psychopath is concerned. Maybe I'm in a deeper shit than i thought. Haha.

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

This is the perfect response. Love it!

7 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 0

Im aight. Same old. Thanks for asking!

7 years ago | Likes 232 Dislikes 2

All that concentration and coordination, you'd want to assume that this guy is good at fingering a girl and finding the g-spot.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OMG. The dress has pockets!

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Been in Bristol for 4 years. Have yet to hear a proper Bristolian accent. Had to watch a BBC segment on it to find out.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hey, i happen to love Bristol. It is not that chav-y. It is London's poorer hippy cousin tho.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Sauce?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I watched it twice. I don't see how he is hot. He is average guy.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dont know what to do with the information that Easter Islans statues wear thongs.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm just wondering, what camera is used for this.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only for the male.

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 13

That is a nice timelapse video of Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does not bode well for the students if their teachers cannot differentiate 'sitting' and 'sighting'

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not sure the message is any better. "It's okay to stab someone as a prank." Or risk accidental stabbing for a prank.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

My father doesn't. I used to pretend to be my older sister when he called us at home landline & he wanted to speak to both of us.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why is the father teaching the kid that it is okay to stab people?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 22