Pervocracy

214 pts ยท May 17, 2015


Hello Moon! Hello Moon! Hello Moon! Hello Moon!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Also thinking you'd be cool enough to stay on script in that moment instead of shaking with adrenaline and just yelling "oh shit oh shit"

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I'm breaking my brain trying to figure out what this guy would look like in person.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The estate tax in the US only applies to amounts over $5.3 million.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

As another trans guy, thank you. I'm so sick of seeing "attack helicopter, TRIGGERED" memes every time trans issues come up on this site.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Which makes sense for a blind person in the back of a taxi.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My favorite meme is Humorless Self-Righteous Willy Wonka! It's up there with Humorless Self-Righteous Bear and Puffin.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jesus Christ I'm glad I was wearing headphones when I clicked on that.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Could be an eastern coyote. They're like twice the size of the ones that live out west.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, facial nerve paralysis doesn't do that. This is why stroke victims don't look like the Joker.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, thicker walls = less likely to overstab and infiltrate.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a great Badger and Skinny Pete cosplay.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If I buy and cook a steak it will, yeah. This isn't really a matter of mysterious fortune.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're not wrong.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is the first time in my life that "maybe it's just a severed head" has been a comforting thought.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was positive this was going to include Kristen Stewart biting her lip.

9 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 1

There's an EKANS in my TOOB!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 meal po tid and prn

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's worse though; then it's just going to sit there helpless until it starves.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Changing shirts over an IV line is a pain. Hospitals have snap-away gowns for this, but they're not so photogenic.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Am nurse, cannot confirm we play rock-paper-scissors over this sort of thing, as that would be very unprofessional, but...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can see my nose a little bit.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Worked in an ER, can confirm that "stuck gun in waistband to be cool, got bullet in thigh/balls" is not an uncommon problem.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

They probably wanted you to walk away, so, win-win?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Also, for tissue transplants - corneas, bone, skin, etc - donor age matters very little.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It doesn't specify that it was a heart. But transplant centers are getting much less fussy about organs lately due to the massive need.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Year, university, wifi, wish, island, speed, gift cards, friends, car, pirate, restart only if I keep my memories, wealth, future. Solved.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I worked with a guy whose last name was Fail. Facebook refused to believe it was a real name, so he registered as Mexicaca McSmokesalot.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0