I love Malört and chase it with a slim jim

7 months ago | 1 0

I think so but im waiting for confirmation :/

8 months ago | 3 0

That one was anti LGBT related

8 months ago | 2 0

Oh, the 3 tasers and 2 batons aren't enough? Lol We actually do keep a bat next to the taps just to send a message.

8 months ago | 9 0

I explained that to em and they simply did not comprehend. Oh swell.

8 months ago | 28 0

Turns put they own a glass repair shoppe, commercial and auto, somewhere in Murphy, NC

8 months ago | 24 0

Honestly, good advice. Thank you queen/king

8 months ago | 131 1

May have been for all I know.

8 months ago | 46 1

#10 ♡

8 months ago | 5 0

Love you Abbi, don't explode

9 months ago | 17 1

I live in Asheville and we prolly had 4k

9 months ago | 9 0

#22 hello Mr. Thai fried rice ♡

9 months ago | 2 0

#23 dk... no

10 months ago | 3 0

Hey Pippin! From me ♡

10 months ago | 7 0

#25 I have advice on this caption! If you have any local venues for comedy or music, just go ahead and buy a cheap lil 20 dollar ticket and go there! You might just chill by yourself, you might be entertained, but either way you are supporting locals and you can be entertained!

10 months ago | 3 0

Yo you made me laugh, thank you

10 months ago | 7 0

How is Rent not on the list?!

10 months ago | 1 1

🙄😮‍💨

10 months ago | 2 0

#5 livemush is fire

10 months ago | 2 0

#24 @@NotKieferSutherland

10 months ago | 3 0

#58 Ditto for sure man

10 months ago | 1 0

Hell yeah sister!

11 months ago | 2 0

Calico should be named Squirrel or Squeryl like Cheryl

11 months ago | 1 0

Bless her heart ♡ give her a hug for me

1 year ago | 3 0

Hell yeah

1 year ago | 1 0

Happy birthday, Toast!

1 year ago | 3 0

1. Got a free drink
2. Took a NICE bath
3. Got breakfast and a smooch from the love of my life

1 year ago | 4 0

Shit

1 year ago | 4 0

Poor guy. Wish someone would give him a hug.

1 year ago | 2 0