PerpetuallyErect

261 pts ยท December 24, 2017


I'm me. You're probably not. Fuck off.

But he does look like a penis sausage.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Well, damn. I guess: Bobafetacheese? If you're out there, same bro.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Better. It was an airship.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks at post history... Looks down... Sigh... *Unzips*

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Fuck you, I got six posts away before coming back. Fuck you very much.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kevin Malone is looking top notch.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Instructions unclear. Firstborn dead in dishwasher.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm still mad about Spider-Man, though....

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Surely that's carrying? Or do you wear your bags?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How exactly does one go about wearing a guitar?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fucker switched sides.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FB: fuck you meme?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mm. I agree. Though my reasoning for "Why?" seems a tad different to yours....

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Soap"

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

All these internet babies loving their new sight... I hated my first glasses so much that little, 1yo, me buried them under a Spanish beach!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It really locked narrower.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

display. It had different places with different climates. I was in love with it. I've searched long and hard to find that book again. Alas..

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I was a wee child I had a book about a kid that went to a b&b or such and the owner was an old man whose entire attic was a model train

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't you think she looks tired?

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I have no idea, Your Honour.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm very enthusiastically grill animals? More like Very Excellent Grammarer, Really.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fookin' shat myself when Ariel opened her eyes.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All she needed was a little butt pummeling.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Slower, please.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh. God yes.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That mustache, though.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I consent to my heart being attacked.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah, he's just lifting watches.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Burk's sure lost weight.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0