PerfunctoryBear

1429 pts · November 17, 2013


I spent too much time thinking of nothing to say.

The worst! I am getting the same ads. They will even play if I have Imgur open but my phone is ASLEEP. Incredibly frustrating. I ended up deleting the app and just using the browser version.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You are not a serious person.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ve never seen something that encapsulates the “you either die the hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain” quote more than this headline.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You, sir, are a monstrous piece of shit. Go away.

7 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I was already enjoying the conversation, but here is where I truly lost my shit. A perfect reference.

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nerdist used to be one of the biggest podcasts, especially around 2012-16ish. They almost certainly would have had people that had clout enough in Hollywood to reach out to Hanks people directly.

10 months ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 0

We had a Newfie when I was growing up! We found him at the pound about an hour after he arrived. We loved him because we lived in a sketchy neighborhood with lots of break ins and he was a hulking black mass that would terrify anyone spotting him in a dark house. However, if you walked up to him or just waited for him to come to you, he'd just roll over for belly pats. His name was Sir Issac Newf-ton.

11 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Not sure what I expected the rear end of a Hermit Crab to look like, but it wasn't that.

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I did drivers ed in the US and surprisingly had to do all of this. Albeit, I was attending a school taught by former traffic cops.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My brother and I live together in Gig Harbor, WA and have found ourselves unemployed for the last few months, playing the interview game. Down to our collective last $5. Help in the form of pizza would go a long way.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That is goddamned adorable

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

?1

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What’re you doing? Get to work! The more time you spend trading barbs with me, the less time you have to work on your beautiful bread. What a cute little pretend baker you are.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Then stop talking about it and go do it. Somewhere else. Then you can post about your success and feel good about yourself rather than tearing someone else down to feel good about yourself.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

And gargle my balls.

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Go fuck yourself.

1 year ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Star Trek: The Future Begins IS Star Trek ‘09. At least, according to Google

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Small world! I used to run the Teen Center in Orting

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Woah, never thought I’d see Orting, WA mentioned on Imgur!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As the clarinetist plays their clarinet, so the conductor plays the orchestra. The conductor is directing the tempo and dynamics of the orchestra through his movements. Though not always this way, typically you’ll see the right hand directing tempo while the left guides dynamics and cues in instruments on tempo. Body language plays a big part in the how the orchestra plays the…style (for lack of a better word) the orchestra plays a piece of music. How bouncy they are vs how fluid they might be.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If I had a hedgehog, its name would be Bruce Quill-is.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

My cat is like this! He’s always crawling into my lap begging for belly rubs

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is what happens when you put people that believe that life is supposed to be hard and miserable in office. Heaven can’t be better if Earth is also great after all, or some bullshit religious logic like that….

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I caught one driving into work the other day. Looked liked real life had dropped in resolution for a moment.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The stoner brother, the successful lawyer that mom loves, and the crazy one.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you like this, check out the Japanese comedy duo Gamarjabat. They take this bit to great places.

2 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

I would argue the only reason I’m in this hypothetical meeting is the possibility of a cat strolling through the camera.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lower Decks! Lower Decks! Lower Decks!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0