PerfectlyNormalParanoia

11502 pts ยท October 1, 2011


And you're a god damned hero! Don't ever forget that!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To be totally fair, that was the BEST BEAR FUCKING I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you say, "My Cocaine," you're saying his name just like he does! You're welcome!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@TheBeardedKilt , no worries bro! I'm in the same boat. Big, bald, bearded, tattooed......anxiety like a motha

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a straight dude watching that gay dude play with hair....that shit is FAAAAAABULOUS!!!!!!!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Was my first episode ever..... I cried like a bitch!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Awe, thanks.... I have not accomplished much. But that, I have!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yup!! Saw them open for L.o.G, and Metallica in 08 in Nashville!

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Others might even be drop out single parents, drug addicts, or dead. Yay Statistics!!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

20 inch neck....I'm a half Windsor and a tie clip by necessity! Some of these, I'd need a 6ft long tie! Pfffft!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't always talk to myself. But when I do, so do I.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No BLUE?! But all the MEAT?! HOW THE FUCK DO EAT HOT WINGS NOW?! Those doctors lied! Those two things are inseparable! ...glad you lived tho

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know they aren't REALLY "lil alligators," but my point is they pack a big punch in a smallER package than a gator.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Given that it's Florida, I've seen alligators do some damage. But, y'all also have Monitor Lizards now, which are just lil alligators. Idk

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

BAZINGA!!!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Dumb concept....assuming it came to be...unhook the rear cars. That's how trains work.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6

I wouldn't have been pissed IF it was a red one....you'd never get a head shot with green!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't have been pissed IF it was a red one....you'd never get a head shot with green!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well we're out of cake! We only had 3 bits and we didn't expect such a rush!

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

"I'm an Executive Transvestite!"

12 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

I support Twin Ion Engagements!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My gf and I both are techs....I know what happened. Some people take the easy way out for next to nothing. Never gets easier. Sorry though.

12 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

I wish I could make you number one comment....I audibly laughed!!!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I sure hope so Mister Kitteh!!!!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, Pink Balls.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be fair, if I cross your path in a McDonald's, I'm fucking wasted....and therefore way past BORDERLINE retarded!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fucking DRAGON FORCE!!!!!! I heard he fingered a chick once. . . she's still in a coma.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Brot is Bread.....but gut try.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0