PerfectlyNormalHumanCitizen

34238 pts ยท May 1, 2014


Perfectly Normal Human Citizen. Nothing to see here. Move along.

+1 to this. Ask them all probing questions like "What do you, personally, like/dislike about working here?" and take notes during the calls.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's really common, especially in larger companies where they have a separate panel that's not part of the team giving "objective" feedback.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Obviously, you start with the Silmarillion... Then they'll definitely be asleep.

5 years ago | Likes 709 Dislikes 2

The obscene photoshoot is Imgur for quality.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But... but... Sean Bean!

6 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 3

Vegas represent!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe. Credit where credit's due, though, it does look delicious...

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

I can't wait for the director's cut...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's not elote... Elote is grilled corn on the cob.

6 years ago | Likes 745 Dislikes 24

Or bees...

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I know, it's such a good shade of yellow!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Merry Christmas also from Vegas

6 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 1

Merry Christmas from about 30 miles west.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well, you'll be popular.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Rock on with your bad elf.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I was down 35, got injured, gained 30 back, healed up, and back down 25 from there. 30 more to go, and I'll be back to my college weight.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel like a lot of these were supposed to have sound.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Updoot for cabbage merchant.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I would hang that up in my office.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TIL...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's an abscess fistula, probably from an infected root. From the looks of it, his left incisor is going to need a root canal like yesterday

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Thanks for bringing back the memories of "WTF is a Kuwanger?"

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He just went on an adventure...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's probably aspic, which is basically meaty jello.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Right behind you.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Try our new Osmium barbells! You won't need plates!"

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish I was having as much fun as this dog.

6 years ago | Likes 207 Dislikes 3

o/~ "Am I breathin'... Am I bathin'... Am I just like you?!" o/~

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Updoot because I just had ramen for lunch today.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 5

aaand struck by lightning.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2