PerfectPieWrecker

44813 pts · October 27, 2017


Mango ice tea connoisseur

Fall is the best time of the year!

Points 1
Comments 3
Views 1807

Story of my life right now

Points 5
Comments 7
Views 789

It’s not even hump day yet.....

Points 6
Comments 0
Views 956

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Points 704
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Views 78655

Baby shark

Points 43
Comments 8
Views 3262

Every damn time, with horses too

Points 1847
Comments 138
Views 105716

Chicago’s highway signs are spreading anti-ketchup propaganda

Points 33
Comments 15
Views 3526

Ever wonder how many sofas can fit on top of a pickup truck

Points 1247
Comments 134
Views 99545

Adult problems

Points 2770
Comments 78
Views 126099

From 1999, something tells me he would now site a different day as the worst day of his life.....

Points 27
Comments 8
Views 4150

Is someone dying? Yes, the answer is still no

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Comments 7
Views 2759

This would be hilarious at a party

Points 38
Comments 7
Views 3408

Needs more cowbell

Points 47
Comments 9
Views 5126

Just Do It

Points 19
Comments 2
Views 2985

This was my brain last night

Points 36
Comments 13
Views 3155

The more you know

Points 43
Comments 14
Views 4887

Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

Points 24
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Views 2155

Get some use out of those clubbing boots

Points 48
Comments 10
Views 3849

I have lost many bags of baby carrots after forgetting about them

Points 70
Comments 8
Views 4706

I tell my spouse that I buy these for the kids but then I eat them at night when they are in bed

Points 1248
Comments 73
Views 94610

When you want a hotdog but don’t have enough time to eat it and drink water

Points 24
Comments 16
Views 3087

Who could say no to such a polite face?

Points 96
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Views 4493

Interesting design

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Views 3187

If that bag ain’t fresh don’t nobody want it

Points 84
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Views 7027

Who you gonna call

Points 54
Comments 7
Views 3346

You can always count on Bryan Christ for a can of cold Coors Light

Points 24
Comments 12
Views 2715

It’s a penis koozie

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Comments 7
Views 1452

Never realized that space below the radio was a gun holder.

Points 64
Comments 35
Views 5745

Freezer pops for adults

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Comments 16
Views 4401

Made me laugh

Points 2442
Comments 41
Views 126029

The best of Chuck Norris

Points 3049
Comments 299
Views 170536

Some of the best of the 90’s

Points 65
Comments 28
Views 3107

A shitter with a view, trail side while hiking in Colorado

Points 73
Comments 16
Views 5502

#1 on the worst cities to live in list

Points 93
Comments 14
Views 5602

There is at least one asshole in every bunch

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Comments 14
Views 3368

Offensive Crayons, Auschwitz Ash, spiritual but not religious are my favorites

Points 42
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Views 2842

Can someone please tell me where I can find these free razors they speak of, my husbands are pretty expensive

Points 79
Comments 122
Views 3839

Nailed it

Points 1039
Comments 33
Views 69883

For all you teachers out there

Points 1716
Comments 32
Views 131704

It's those damn dollar bins, they get me everytime, I mean of course I have always needed bandaids with unicorns on them

Points 58
Comments 12
Views 3505

Cosplay is not Consent

Points 182
Comments 95
Views 8998

Thank You to all those who have served our country! Was fortunate enough to visit Arlington National Cemetery a few years back and took these photos

Points 28
Comments 2
Views 1261

Takes me back to my youth, saw these at the store today

Points 53
Comments 28
Views 2500

This is how I feel today

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Comments 3
Views 1215

But that chop salad is so good

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Comments 4
Views 1389

This happened to me today

Points 83
Comments 10
Views 5848

In this house

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Their nether regions must have had to grow unusually strong to make up for their lack of arms

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Comments 4
Views 3244

I pity the fool

Points 1328
Comments 46
Views 103430

Got a little snow, sexy banana for scale

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Comments 2
Views 4403

Hmmmmm am I in the circle, better make a run just in case

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Views 1191

Every store and gas station near me right about now, if you replace the milk in this picture with beer

Points 32
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Views 2811

Yes, yes I do

Points 29
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Views 3239

Netflix time for me

Points 2413
Comments 148
Views 137901

So are the girls in those trucks, I mean they could at least cut them some air holes...

Points 30
Comments 12
Views 5447

Who doesn't enjoy a good footlong?

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Comments 5
Views 2195

When the kids ask how your day went

Points 52
Comments 4
Views 4670
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