Perdvert

29852 pts ยท August 14, 2014


Methinks you like Rushia.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Chef.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"Your Windows Update is ready"

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

He was Odysseus in Troy. He doesn't die.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm imagining blood trickling out of your mouth as you say your username for this post

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nah, they're just shy. Like Jesus and his titties.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What are you saying?? This is the Prince of all Wanks!! The strongest Wank in the universe!!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, that is certainly an answer.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Someone else's butthole

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"why'd this guy have a little baggy of peanut butter and a copy of skymall?..." - not one of my friends, hopefully.

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I know it's "shaking my damn head" but I can't help but read it first as "shaking my dick's head" every time...

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Imagine a haunted school where the ghosts are just memelords and draw big chungus or "show bob and vagene" or some shit hahaha

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Whoosh

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 5

This is probably one of the best things I've ever seen. Thank you so much.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And then watching the paint dry on it.

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Put it in the jar.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Welp.

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I tried to survive but I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks kept alerting the imposter.

4 years ago | Likes 119 Dislikes 2

"How to mice trap rats" Fixed that for you buddy!

4 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

Printer, you smilin now but how you gonna become sentient, grab a gun, and kill me if you can't print in black and white when low on cyan?..

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Simply because of how this movie is, I wasn't sure if it was looped or not for a good minute lol

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Non Non Biyori, Yuru Camp, K-ON, Hakumei to Mikochi, Takagi-san teasing master, Working!!. All chill and family friendly as far as I know.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I only ever want to hear that phrase in Lord of the Rings

4 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

TIL all those masturbation vids on the internet are tributes to you

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Draw bob and vagene

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You got food. It's food. Fuckin.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

"Don't worry honey. When you get older, all of this will be yours"

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