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What anyone wants
Comma Jerry
Idiots
I AM ROCK & ROLL
May we all be as happy as Rick Ross in a pool
I can’t feel my legs
When someone tries to mess with my toot toot
Uncover an ‘Inner’ talent
Those Heidi Cruz texts are wild
Time to get healthy
MRW my doctor tells me I can't survive on Taco Bell alone.
To all those that keep saying YOU GOTTA SUBMIT OC and YOU WANNA GET ON THE FRONT PAGE
I want it all tho
y u do dis
My new roommate and I get along rather well.
The Avengepurrs
One Track Mind
Is it me or is this the most specific billboard ever?
MRW an ex who cheated on me calls me a "loser" because I won't take her back.
First page of Star Wars 7 Script LEAKED!!
BINGO!
When you begin arguing with your gf only to realize it's that time of the month.
RIP James Rebhorn. Character Actor. Independence Day, Scent of a Woman, Seinfeld, Talented Mr. Ripley
This is why my drive thru game be strong
I don't understand! Why won't she take my money!?!?
On Edgar Wright and 'Ant-Man': What happens when a studio wants your name, but not your vision
And all this can be yours for only $85465138465468416354684645464684654...
The only thing I see...
He Outta Know
True Stories of a Guy with No Interesting Occupation, pt 1
Boy, who knew every punch of The Raid 2 was in the original script? [NO SPOILERS!]
Pages from the RAID 2 screenplay!
MRW my girlfriend says that if we want to survive this month, we can't afford to spend any more money on Taco Bell
Anthony's Weiner of Maher
I FINALLY BEAT 2048!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MRW my internet dies for a moment
When you take some POPPIN' pcp and try to get past your parents without them noticing.
OmeGOLD
MRW somebody asks me to fart on a snare drum
My roommate said "Oh, so you don't want to have sex with her?" when I mentioned I didn't find his friend that attractive.
At least he has a sense of humor about it...
My friend's spice rack fell down during the LA earthquake. He won't shut up about it. Found this on his roommate's facebook.
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