Pectenax

537 pts ยท January 16, 2014


Gloves, sir. Please. Stop touching things I eat.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

She was on probation, failing probation, arrested for murder and mutilation, and STILL eligible for bail.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Definitely a fly.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not for a few years, anyway.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is amazing. However, I'd be a fool to trust anything like this, so blindly.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Where is the BB thumbs up .gif??

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This isn't about replacing it though. It's letting the next guy know there's no toilet paper before he sits down and starts shitting.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow. Old as fuck news. Entirely true that the story already existed and nobody cares or should care, at this point.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

[Me, already late for work] Ok, this is going to be a super fast shower. [Also me in the shower:

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And Littlefoot

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Second to last looks like he just flipped his camera view to himself and liked what he saw.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Both. Co-op story. What I don't need is competitive multiplayer thrown onto every game... but I do need multiplayer.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jimmy John's. Where's this one at?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Thwiggity thwooty!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Stevie Wonda jokes an' shit...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

DSP: HHWWUUUUUTTTT!!?? I pressed the fucking button! It dropped my input! This game's fucking bugged. I pressed it. *SNORT* Ack-ack-ack

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then Z took all her bread!! I was like YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

10 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 1

And then a band of demons joined in and it sounded something like this...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Like glitter. That shit should be illegal. OP, Glitterbombs!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The warmth of life has entered my belly...

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Of course he's happy, you saved him from a dolphin.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When you realize she was flirting...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You weren't there.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Didn't I ask you to take out the trash!?" "... Can I do it during the commercial?"

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

HA HAWR!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And then we all say OH SHIT!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's just fookin' snow, Alan!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nicilyn Mancage.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0