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1767 pts ยท December 5, 2015


I've devised a password so complicated that no one would ever be able to guess it

I'm pretty sure that's Anthony Jeselnik. Dark humor comic at it's finest!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And I'd rather not give someone a life worse than death until I have to run on them again so it never really haunts me much either

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I guess that's more for ERs and agencies that push for saves. My protocol lets me do 20 minutes and if they're asystole after that I call it

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Exactly. I'd only let the families see the winners. The losers could give them too much false hope and seems too traumatic for them

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That just seems like something the family shouldn't have tosee until ROSC or you're about to call it. I try to keep family away but informed

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That's a good girl! Yes she is! Yes she is!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just turned 21

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Fuck man poor family. Good work though

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Regardless, you worked your ass off and I salute you for it

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oh gotcha. 15 minutes seems agonizingly long for the family though. I've only seen then come in when they're at the last cycle or two of CPR

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Fire medic here, I'm not 100% sure how the ER works but don't you only bring the family in to say their last goodbyes before you call it?

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

i StILl DoNt GeT tHaT sTuPiD fUcKiNg SpOnGeBoB mEmE.

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So what I'm hearing is OP is single

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IM NOT CRYING YOU'RE CRYING

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I've been so conditioned to think that these all end with shitty puns that the fact that it ended so somberly genuinely surprised me

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I'll add this to it for other Rooster Teeth fans v

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

ALL matter matters

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Alright everyone you know the drill. Favorite and forget.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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You're just jealous that I'm going to get all the sex! Right in their *reads hastily scribbled note on hand* vachinas

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Shit I almost forgot. Thanks for the reminder!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Immediately followed by the I hate the RIP Carrie Fisher posts posts. It's a vicious cycle

9 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 2

As a medical professional, seems legit

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone who deals with death and dying people incredibly often, I find them incredibly funny

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