Pasphae

159 pts · April 23, 2012


it's not a bug, it's a feature

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that not what the profession entails though? Not as people, but as their chosen profession.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

my milkshakes brings all the boys to MY yard

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

Ours preferred strawberries.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't sip the water, chug it like you're practicing for a frat party!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that kid wasn't the enemy, his leaders are

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

it's usually a parent that doesn't have custody

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I think they mean multiple self contained if statements not one if statement with a crapton of elses

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm about to complete my masters in software engineering, it did not include any math classes, I think you're thinking of mathematician

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

i thought he meant oops

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Not quite, squirrels don't produce the proper digestive enzymes to do this naturally, so they have to first ingest copious amounts of vodka.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck off! We're closed!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

would have added it if you hadn't done so already

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

but what was his velocity?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

according to the wikipedia article tho, he's a dog

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought he was a donkey which is why he made those sounds

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

said low cost, wasted sensodyne :/

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

He was in the air doing the same thing Viserion had been doing, just wasn't as close.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They were even instructed to do nothing by a guard on another boat, though he was later punished for his strict view of the law. (4/4)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They were forbidden from touching the Queen on pain of death, even if it meant that they couldn’t save her life. (3/4)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They were many onlookers who witnessed the capsizing, but they were unable to help. (2/4)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

While on the way to the Summer Palace Bang Pa-In the royal boat she and her daughter were traveling on capsized. (1/4)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i love salsa, olé

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

glancing at it won't damage your eyes any more than glancing at the sun will in general, it's extended exposure that causes problems

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

he didn't get there fast and he collapsed when he got there

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

by that logic, derby races should not take the size of the rider into consideration, let's pack multiple people to the horse

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

horses can only move quickly if they don't have to carry crap tons of weight

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1