PartlyDave

253 pts ยท March 31, 2013


It looks good, but it's hard to keep clean.

We'll replace it with tiles later this year.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Chui Chow style chilli oil is better.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Needed a new kitchen, but noticed the salesman had a Trump picture as his home screen. Went elsewhere, even though it was a good price. Oh also, the salesman was Canadian, and this was in Australia. Just why...

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was at a party and picked up a lighter from a table, noticed the owner had dymo labelled her name on it, naturally I stole it. She went nuts. One year later, at a party with the same group, I returned it to the table in front of her when she wasn't looking. Went nuts again. One year later, at yet another party, I confessed to her. Best long term gag I have ever pulled.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

We got our first hard drive and it was 30MB. "We'll never fill that!"

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Took a year to get good at my job. By year 3 I was managing 17 projects, vs 9 & 4 from my colleagues. No pay rise given, so I left. Fuckem.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do one online every morning. Nellie sits on my lap and helps.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Military rulers in Thailand banned deckchairs from beaches. The guys who rented them out kept the beaches clean. Guess what happened.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tripped and messed up face and hand. ED for 9hrs, xray ultrasound cat scan dressings etc. Consult with hand surgeon. Cost $0. Australia.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

also, Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ours runs from everyone, even me sometimes. Old housemate (not a cat lover) she hadn't seen for 5yrs visited and she went right up to her.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Australia - maximum of $39.50 per script with concessional patients including pensioners paying just $6.40.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Friend always thought her father was really left wing. After he retired let slip he worked for a spy agency, and it was all info gathering.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Free ambulance cover anywhere in Australia for Queensland residents too.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's why I (used to) go to Thailand for dental. Cheaper, and a holiday!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gave the devil's horn sign and hissed at some god botherers who approached me at the mall. I am a 70yo dude. Should have seen their faces!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My cat, "Oh, it's you." Walks off...

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8yo next door wrote a 30 page illustrated novel. Left school at 14, now an unemployed 22yo smoking bongs all day. Crazy mum doesnt help.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No pay rises for 3 yrs. Told no money for a rise this year. Next week the three company owners bought 2 cars & a secondhand Rolls Royce.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Worked with a guy who had all his teeth pulled, on the advice of his parents who both had full dentures. He was 20, no major teeth problems.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Northern Beaches are on lockdown. But even before that happened, today 27 out of 31 pubs voluntarily closed, cafes & restaurants too.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Used to be a job for football players before they got the big bucks, get fit and get paid.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Australia has three guages because bureaucrats and politicians couldn't agree on a standard.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Japanese pull saw.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bobbie Draper?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did the same but it was in one eye as well. Oil paint so I couldnt just hose it off. Not pleasant at all.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How do you open the door of it snows overnight? Surely that can't be safer?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0