Paradox1111

35475 pts ยท September 10, 2017


Caught the canoe next to me.. my thumb.. so much grass...

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

See the lifted truck.. the MAGA hat.. he is just jealous of people more manly than him

1 day ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

America was considered dumb in the 80s.. now it's hold my beer and watch me eat urinal cakes special

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If they just harnessed all the hot air in government buildings..

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If Light is the name of the Hamster that runs it's driveshaft

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not even the fastest gokart

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

He wears HiViz.. maybe he has not learned that yet

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And everyone has known this for decades.. just the American Republican populace is so stupid.. they just believe Trump with not even 1 fact check

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pretty normal with last couple generations.. and now their children don't even know how to interact with men because the normalized abuse. So the next generation of men sees no value in their potential partners who just parrot Mom's toxicity

1 month ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 29

And the rest of the world has been saying it since the 80s..

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Yup.. The Male Loneliness epidemic is more that women have abandoned men emotionally.. but still have demands that they don't mind being toxic about.. but the copium that they are the caring and nuturing ones if frankly laughable.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Lucky.. we had more of a.. just put waterskis back on the kid and drag him around until he gets it experience

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is American bravery..

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

The fact that Dildos are advertised in the background.. it's a sex related trade show

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Isn't that Scarlett Johansson?

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

#5 Yep

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a Canadian.. I vote Snow plows vs That guys recycling bin

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Americans have not been on the winning team for a long time

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No lube is a preference

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

I feel you might work for Big Wet Towel

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That was just stage 1.. they improved it with putting the bowl in a frying pan with the towel nest to stabilize it more

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

American't are so exhausting with their performative politics..

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 53

Getting rid of facists might allow your kid TO grow up

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Ask any scottish man on a Friday night

2 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Im pretty sure the woman has a relationship with the bear

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He should have decades ago

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

America.. the land of bend over and ask for some more.. no lube

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 5

Thats pro level pooping

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You have three choices: Use the caloric energy.. Store it to fat.. and poop the excess.. these guys exercise a lot.. and get pretty big.. so pooping is after getting tackled

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1