Paperjammer

717 pts · December 24, 2015


I was half expecting to see an bird-shaped hole suddenly appear in the snow where he was

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Ron White: “In Texas, we have the death penalty and we use it. If you come to Texas and kill somebody, we will kill you back.”

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Wait, what!?

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Somehow I missed that. Drunk me can’t read apparently.

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You forgot the voice crack

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I literally just said this out loud. Holy shit indeed.

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We know dogs and other domestic animals like things based on dopamine excretion, so I suspect a similar test could be done on snakes

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This needs more upvotes.

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Relaxing for whom!? You were driving while texting, reading, drifting in your lane, on the shoulder, and nearly rear ended a bus!

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Ditto. My dad started a business and my mom blew out her ACL 1 week after coverage ended. Family went from $200k/yr to 0 with no savings.

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This. My asthma is well controlled - except for cats. I can’t imagine having an attack on a plane.

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Nothing with with using the handbreak. Saves the clutch.

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I work from home and am single. Third bullet point hits me hard.

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I hate those, especially where they combine raw meat with starch and veggies and drizzle oil all over. Just... no!

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My first thought was the account was compromised.

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He hasn’t posted a lot on YouTube but still does stunt work for movies. He was in the Kingsmen as one of the princess’s bodyguards.

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What!? I always thought that was Cary Elwes.

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Went to fright night @ universal studios. Can confirm people unreasonably afraid of actors with fake chainsaws.

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Oh darn!

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Linus is that you?

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He was probably also rocking some Taran Tactical mag extenders too, increasing capacity by 3.

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In reality they’re a bitch to use.

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The dust covers were closed too. I seem to remember some shots had brass flying while others didn’t. Lazy editing.

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Ice cream version of “I don’t want any fries. I’ll have some of yours.”

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I won’t do those things, yet diving in that hole seems fun. I think I’m broken.

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That movie taught me what TNT stands for.

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One of my favorite things about formal events is giving my jacket to my date.

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