PainfullyLimitedPower

9093 pts ยท September 27, 2014


Tell that to my awesome alcohol addiction.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I have a vision, all I can see is all of you with all of me in a world of peace and harmony, where every lady gets a little piece of Bretty.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Listen to Tupac while drinking a six-pack.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But it's written quite racistly.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

If scientists could grow a pair of vaginaboobs, women as we know them would be completely obsolete.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The accent I read this in was extremely racist.

10 years ago | Likes 183 Dislikes 7

I'm not Irish, but I've heard "thick as pig shit" before. Never "thick as manure", though.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your mom.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I modded the game so petards did five times more damage for Saracens. I regret nothing.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just pounding the drum and doing the Africa Face.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Actually, Nickelback have a reputation as a pretty great live band, even if their music sucks.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

That's called a mercy flush.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

It says "KIKUCHI".

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's because you see the soul, not the person.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

SOAK LOGS IN WOOD

10 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 4

I prefer "No, no. It's Ipswich."

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Anthony Daniels (C-3PO), David Gilmour and Marianne Faithful are also English and 69 years old.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Tim Curry :(

10 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Lemmy, cancer, four days after turning 70. All three were English too. Tim Curry is next if this is going to continue, I fear. He's also 69.

10 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

This is a threer.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Urethral weapon.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So... you're single?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Abed - A wave of calm in a stormy sea.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"No, but I know where I am."

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Heisenberg is driving his Mercedes around Bavaria when he is stopped by police. "Do you know how fast you were going?" says the cop.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Morrigan.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can do that thing you do with your tongue once the flesh becomes spongy and bruised.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That beer was from Epic Beer, and I'll have you know their beer is immaculate.

10 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

My face would be this:

10 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

This needs to be accompanied by a happy jingle.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0