PRESIDENTOFAMERICA

8520 pts ยท May 26, 2015


THIS IS BIG BECAUSE I HAVE BAD EYESIGHT. MY NEPHEW HAS TURNED MY COMPUTER ON HIGH. AND THIS IS THE WAY IVE TYPED FOR YEARS BECAUSE ONE BAD EYE AND ONE WORSE CONTINUITY OF LETTER SIZE. MY BEACH BUM FRIENDS ARE USED TO CAPS SO I FORGET THAT IT LOOKS YELLY TO OTHER PEOPLE. SORRY. I CHANGED MY NAME ON HERE TO TRY AND REFLECT WORTHY ALL CAPS. I WAS SITTINONMYBUTTHAHA, BUT NOW I'M THIS http://imgur.com/a4RTYBt WHAT THANK YOU FOR THE SUPERSIZE NUDES LADIES

I USED TO LOVE CLEANING MY TRACKBALL

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MY CATS BATHE THEMSELVES AND WE LIKE IT THAT WAY

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MEDIUM

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THERE ARE LITTLE VACUUMS THAT WILL CLEAN THAT RIGHT UP

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I WONDER IF THE FIRST WORD SPOKEN WAS A CAVEPERSON FARTING

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WHY IS THE POORP DRUMMUR OSTRICISED

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YOUR SKIN SLOUGHS ITSELF WITHOUT TOOTING ITS HORN

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THATS A NICE LEATHER BAG

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ILL JUST GO TO AMAZON

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COW BEER

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WHO HELD THE CHILD'S BEER

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FACEBOOK

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BEING PRESIDENT IS A BIG DEAL THEREFORE BIG LETTERS IT IS KNOWN

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THIS IS YESTERDAYS SALAD

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HE PROBABLY DOESNT LIKE ORAL SEX FROM HIS GIRLFRIEND TEETH

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THIS IS GOOD STUFF HAPPY CAKEDAY

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COUNT THE FEET IN THIS PICTURE SOMETHING IS UP

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IVE STOOD RIGHT THERE AND SAW HIS ASS TOO THEY DONT FEATURE THE ASS SIDE IN BOOKS MUCH

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THE ENDING IS A LITTLE ABRUPT

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IMMIGRANTS

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LOOK UP DOG NOSE TO SEE YOUR FUTURE TRUE STORY

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PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT KEEP WORKING YOULL GET THERE

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PRINTERS ARE OFFICE DEMONS

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HI COME INSIDE MY HOLE HERE

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THATS SOCKEYE SALMON

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AKA HOTEL CALIFORNIA

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THATS WHY YOU DONT WEAR FUR TRIM THEYLL GET YOU

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SEEN THIS 8 TIME IN ONE DAY YESTERDDAY

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I ALWAYS TAKE MINE THROUGH TACO BELL DRIVE THRU AFTER VET MAKES HIM FEEL A LOT BETTTER

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MVP

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