28643 pts · March 20, 2013
Something about yourself
Rather than a tattoo, Isn’t there a more definitive way to see if a dog had been neutered?
They make pills for it now a days
Someone explain UK on the southern tip of South America
Pro-tip: If you smash the A button repeatedly and immediately you always get the star.
9-5 worklife, ammirite?
Glitter. For sparkles.
Bitch’n
The better to smell you with my dear
@0:28. The crab and seal locked eyes and bonded at that very moment. Both appreciative of the other.
I don’t know why I’m getting downvotes here. I’m not lying. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/otter-rape/
Otters have been known to rape baby seals. Look it up.
The forbidden sybian.
Those grapes look like they are spoiled
Nah man, that’s a space peanut
It’s all they got. Just let them live their pathetic lives.
If I’m not mistaken this was the hardest game show in existence and if for some miraculous reason someone won they got a trip to Kansas.
Nothing jostles my jimmies more than a nice edged yard
Ha, sperm whale
Totally rad!
People are just dying to get in.
I would rather die than have that thing roll on my extended leg and rip my knee in half.
Having someone else holster a gun pointing down at your dick is a level of trust I just don’t have
Even those who are prehistoric enjoy a slipper slide.
He has to have something to leave in the middle of a parking spot.
I bet you could pull the “we’re gonna die so might as well fly a mile high” with somebody on the plane. Worth a shot at least.
Dress for the thrill, not the spill
Boys. If you want to get laid, learn an instrument and learn it well.
Shout out to those boys for showing constraint and keeping rhythm. I would have loved a couple days of middle school with just the boys.
I know you’re all wondering the same thing but does she have 1, 2, or 3 vagina’s?
Rather than a tattoo, Isn’t there a more definitive way to see if a dog had been neutered?
They make pills for it now a days
Someone explain UK on the southern tip of South America
Pro-tip: If you smash the A button repeatedly and immediately you always get the star.
9-5 worklife, ammirite?
Glitter. For sparkles.
Bitch’n
The better to smell you with my dear
@0:28. The crab and seal locked eyes and bonded at that very moment. Both appreciative of the other.
I don’t know why I’m getting downvotes here. I’m not lying. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/otter-rape/
Otters have been known to rape baby seals. Look it up.
The forbidden sybian.
Those grapes look like they are spoiled
Nah man, that’s a space peanut
It’s all they got. Just let them live their pathetic lives.
If I’m not mistaken this was the hardest game show in existence and if for some miraculous reason someone won they got a trip to Kansas.
Nothing jostles my jimmies more than a nice edged yard
Ha, sperm whale
Totally rad!
People are just dying to get in.
I would rather die than have that thing roll on my extended leg and rip my knee in half.
Having someone else holster a gun pointing down at your dick is a level of trust I just don’t have
Even those who are prehistoric enjoy a slipper slide.
He has to have something to leave in the middle of a parking spot.
I bet you could pull the “we’re gonna die so might as well fly a mile high” with somebody on the plane. Worth a shot at least.
Dress for the thrill, not the spill
Boys. If you want to get laid, learn an instrument and learn it well.
Shout out to those boys for showing constraint and keeping rhythm. I would have loved a couple days of middle school with just the boys.
I know you’re all wondering the same thing but does she have 1, 2, or 3 vagina’s?