Damn right
Cats don't care
And a real pain in the ass
My seduction game
He has a good point
LNI you say? Not for me.
What happens when I don't answer my phone
It's only Wednesday
How I feel as a 25 year old man when i go to a club and see all these kids running around
Don't worry Avengers, I'm coming!
Guys, where did Caoimhe go?
Girlfriend has started watching the Kardashians show and asked me to join her
Friends will always be the bench mark I rate other sitcoms against
It took years of practice but I am finally happy with my body
I've been awake since 5 am.
My seduction game
Visited r/rule34 and saw Jesus masturbating
How to turn the most badass man in the galaxy into a little bitch in one simple move
We all have our price
My 'friend' who stole my weed now needs bail money for being busted for possesion
Relax guys, tomorrow is Friday
Every damn time!
Wife material
For Scale.
Arguing with my girlfriend when she hits me with a "fact"
To this day I am still convinced this is how my head works
No family is perfect
I need answers!
MRW my town introduces a 24 hour bus lane, but doesn't have 24 hour buses.
Google step ladder... they know how to advertise...
I posted one of these earlier, and I have to retract it and post the truth. What happens when I don't answer my phone;
My girlfriend was sad, so I sent her this to cheer her up... I'm single now.
As an Irish man, I can confirm
Sometimes I stand in the middle of the room, but people act like they don't see me.
Is this RHM thing for beautiful women only, or can my best friend join in?
Girlfriend is taking me to see the movie tonight, laughing about this will keep me sane
Recently discovered that I am a lesbian
Party time. Excellent.
Just pulled a 14 hour shift at work. Fuck everything that isn't sleep or pizza
Tomorrow is Monday
That Mr Grey fellow doesn't know sh*t
Lego my brain
A bro story for the ages
Frogger level; Expert
South Park had more kinky sex than 50 shades of grey
Lets call a spade a spade
I've always preferred curves
How I feel when reading all these posts about the new layout
When worlds collide
Bitches be crazy
Worked the weekend and then the boss told me he couldn't pay me due to overtime rules
May have overdone it on the coffee today
For future use.
Good to see after the layout change that this is still relevant
Going to Grandma's for Sunday Lunch.