PIPXIll

1642 pts ยท December 6, 2015


get this to FP, and I'll make you a power armor helmet from fallout and send it to you.

Every sperm is good.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know I'm late to this one, but my folks (mostly my dad) actually gives a solid time when food is ready. But my SO is always late for stuff and bothers me to be late. So I have to tell my SO 4:00-4:30 if my dad said 5. She always waits til I'm ready to have a shower, then she needs to "brush her hair"... it's a 20 min drive with good weather. FFS it drives me bonkers.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Care to explain?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Both. Depends how lazy I am.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

How to buy a house at 17. Step 1: work hard. Step 2: save up. Step 3: have mom and dad buy it for you.

2 years ago | Likes 262 Dislikes 1

Emulators.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't be so modest, grasshopper. Show us an old photo of you in your prime then. You know, the ones where you sucked in your gut too. (Because it's a small effort and all)

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not seeing you post pics of yourself with the same standard... Just saying.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

*d'ow, d'ow wow wow wow wow...*

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Be not afraid!

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I usually make the joke "I'm not a people person! Heck, I'm barely a person" and it just kinda leads to me doing that some times.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Placed my order today. I am a "person" of my word. Looking forward to getting it.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sweet! I have never been this hyped to lose a bet. XD

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Okay, so I am trying to pick between dice bag, or the collar. But I am away from home and the collar would be for my SO back at home. If I order a dice bag today, would you be willing to hold it for a week or so til I can check if the collar will fit and maybe I'll end up getting both?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Got a feeling I am ordering something in 4(ish) hours. Lol

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Try to shrink the pressure you put on yourself, and just make sure you and your partner(s) are having fun.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Sounds like a bet good sir. Sorry the faire got cancelled on you.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If they don't take that bet, I will.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Not to be mixed with "cross threaded" where you try to put a crew of different threads per unit into a hole it's not ment for.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Fuckn' elbows' singin' 'bout some pony thigh.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So does sun... *Grills meats in the sun*

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Have no fear, I gotcha covered. *Fist bump*

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And as you continue, they only getting sweeter...

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Also, good on you for taking time to feel out your feelings as best you can before flipping your lid.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OP, if I may make a suggestion built on other commitments. If you want a couples game, I offer "Haven". It's split screen, so you only need one copy. My SO and I played it during a particularly hard time in our relationship, and it was a fun game for just us two. It is only 2 player, this way you don't have to be the bad person who says "I don't want friend to play with us" for a game. (PS, if you want to vent, my DMs are open. I understand what you are dealing with)

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just flag them for endangering children.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Linkin park.exe

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1